So a' snookle ookie padooka wookie, in da big ole' padoo-ka-nookie - suckyalate the banooka foogie - all night long.
Den da banooka nookie and da sha-nigga-riggaz- de-menceacrated the panooba nubies fa makin dem suck a dinkle-winkle, only for the hippa-rillaz to conscroobalate da woolawoobies...
Ya see, ..huh,.... no wonder dem suckendickle doobies gots a bigger shrinky-dink. Only ta penetrate da suckendipulous of the hairy hucken-suck'ems....
Low and behold out of da remnants of St. McGilla'cutty's came a bear chested wolla bully wit his suckendickle hanging lower den low as if a giant cockadoddle gots a hold of it and cramed it inside a hairy huckem suckem's palladapuss....
I think he woulda prefered the suckendipulous...But who's to say he ain't tried. Maybe suckendipulous poppin ain't his thing? Better watch out fa dem sha-nigga-riggaz, cause dey dangerous as a blue gummed hipparilla on poondookum pills...
Juss as dat padooka wookie, wit his big ole' dinkle winkle wuz about to splooge, a faint sound from da earth mubbled below,"damn lil' BEH-lil' butterfly and sssit-fly away nah nah nah". And so he did. Paddoka wookies is know fa dem dexterious perpendickulous , and so he held it in til dem two swollen balloon-a-foogies wuz about to burst. Turn blue they did and nearly black before a hairy huckem suckem's came to da rescue and relieved da padooka wookie of all his glory.- gotta love dem dirty Huckem Suckem's!