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2 hours ago, JTM said:

Ha ha, that's given me a good laugh. Reminds me of when I see a post that will start "Led Zeppelin is" . I want to respond, who is Led Zeppelin, do they sing, play guitar, the drums etc,  oh they're a band, ah you mean Led Zeppelin "are"....Now I've been able to say it without turning into "a grammar pirate"..Thanks Kiwi..

LOL! That was exactly my first thought, when I came across this joke, JTM! "Who is this Led Zeppelin fellow, that you speak of?" ;) 

You're very welcome! Glad that gave you a good laugh mate! Cheers! :beer: 

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Disguised Weapons
Posted at: 2010-02-09 06:06:07
 
Original ad: 
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter
From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

knife1.JPG

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

knife2.JPG

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******: 

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about. 

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

glock.JPG

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

m16.JPG

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

m3.JPG

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die. 
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4 hours ago, Wally Hood said:

What happened to him?  I never saw any of his posts that deemed  being banned?

 

He got banned for some reason, no one gave him an explanation. 

3 hours ago, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said:

LOL! That's a classic, man! I think I sent that to you, a while ago! ;) 

That's right, I knew I had seen it before! Those kids give me hope for the future! :friends:

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