An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scotsman man are drinking in a bar. A fly lands in the Englishman's whiskey. The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his drink away in disgust and asks the bartender politely for another. A fly lands in the Scotsman's man's glass. The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, laughs, and just drinks the fly down without a problem. A fly lands in the Irishman's glass and the Irishman is absolutely furious. He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his glass while screaming, "Spit it out ya wee bastard!"