anita1967 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I read this a few weeks ago, and I thought you all might get a kick out of it. LONDON BM - The much anticipated reunion of superstar rock band Led Zeppelin was postponed recently due to an injury to Robert Plant's penis. Details of the prickly 59 year-old front man's injuries remain unclear, but rumours continue to abound of a malfunctioning electric penis pump and Black Magic. Plant refused comment on the cause of his injuries, but did reveal their extent, saying, "I count myself lucky it was just a sprain, and not a fracture, although there is considerable bruising." "Obviously we are disappointed, but Robert's health is first and foremost to us." commented guitarist and founding member Jimmy Page. "Percy is the cock-of-the-walk, and if he's not at 100%, it's sure to be a limp show. Anything other than a rock-solid performance would be a huge disappointment to ourselves and our fans." Organist and bass player John Paul Jones agreed, saying, "Led Zeppelin can not possibly perform without Robert's package clearly visible and holding forth through his tight hip-huggers, fronting the band." One Zeppelin fan seemed to sum up the public's sentiment. "I've waited me whole life for this," said shaft inspector John Thomas of Manchester. "I guess I'll just have to wait a bit longer, although I do hope the ticket holders don't get hung out to dry." The sold-out show, scheduled for mid-November in London, has officially been put on hold while Plant recovers in the South of France. "We will reschedule when we feel Robert is ready to pull it off, and not before." said a testy Peter Grant, deceased Zeppelin manager. "I assure you Robert Plant and his Led Zeppelin will rise again." The story above is a satire or parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 while Plant recovers in the South of France. ...he intends to continue his recovery in Alison Krauss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita1967 Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 ...he intends to continue his recovery in Alison Krauss. oh my...... im glad someone finally said it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonAdler Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Ugh, I think you're just joking, Steve, but they're not having a thang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 ^ ugh is right. and double ugh to the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita1967 Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^ ugh is right. and double ugh to the story. it was good for a chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 it was good for a chuckle Guess we all have out moments.Even rockstars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoneFishing Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Very funny Thank You for the laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evermore Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Hilarious! Especially calling Jonesy the organist ahead of bass player And no mention of forum members? Definitely an oversight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shambolic Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita1967 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!! no problem...glad some of us on here have a sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita1967 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Hilarious! Especially calling Jonesy the organist ahead of bass player And no mention of forum members? Definitely an oversight. Im glad someone picked up on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anita1967 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 Ugh, I think you're just joking, Steve, but they're not having a thang. oh jeezz, it's a joke.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'm sure there are many forum members here that would cheerfully lend a "helping hand" in order to insure a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDave Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Real funny stuff. Loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.