leddy Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I've seen "What the Python's Did Next" before, it's very interesting. Just seen the secret Life which was about the making of Life of Brian which was interesting, They did it in Tunisia in a place called Monistair which I actually went to last year !! I have seen a bit of theWhat they did next upto Cleese and Idle !! good stuff !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahyoubetcha Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper? Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"? Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir. Brian: Well, what happened? Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir. Brian: Cured? Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you! Brian: Who cured you? Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I went to the store this morning to get some beer for tonight, and saw a bottle of "Monty Python's Holy Grail", and the label says "tempered over burning witches"! I had to buy it. I've had a bottle of that for two years and never had the heart to open it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 (edited) Dead Parrot sketch owns all. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch it'd be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Edited January 1, 2008 by Electrophile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I've had a bottle of that for two years and never had the heart to open it! I drank it last night! Pretty good ale, very "hoppy" (bitter), but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yahyoubetcha Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Dead Parrot sketch owns all. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Definitely one of their best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Sergeant: Squad! Eyes front! Stand at ease. Cat confusers ...shun! (From a following car a general alights.) General: Well men, we've got a pretty difficult cat to confuse today so let's get straight on with it. Jolly good. Thank you sergeant. Sergeant: Confusers attend to the van and fetch out... wait for it... fetch out the funny things. Move, move, move! One, two, one, two, get those funny things off. Mr A: What can we ever do to repay you? General: No need to, sir. It's all in a day's work for Confuse-a-Cat. CONFUSE-A-CAT LIMITED INCORPORATING AMAZE-A-VOLE LTD STUN-A-STOAT LTD PUZZLE-A-PUMA LTD STARTLE-A-THOMPSON'S GAZELLE LTD BEWILDEREBEEST INC DISTRACT-A-BEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 ^^Thanks for posting those!! Wonderful to see Palin's 8mm home movies are actually seeing the light of day!! Cannot believe that on the 5th of October, this year, it will be 50 years since the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus first graced television screens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 On this day 50 years ago, (October 5th, 1969) the BBC aired the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus! Happy 50th anniversary! Thanks for all the laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZed66 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: On this day 50 years ago, (October 5th, 1969) the BBC aired the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus! Happy 50th anniversary! Thanks for all the laughs! We're watching Flying Circus this evening too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZed66 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Dear Sir, I would like to complain about this silly, annoying, boring, unfunny, totally unfunny, useless crap TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus. Sincerely, Princess Mitzi Gaynor from the Happy Valley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hummingbird69 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, LedZed66 said: Dear Sir, I would like to complain about this silly, annoying, boring, unfunny, totally unfunny, useless crap TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus. Sincerely, Princess Mitzi Gaynor from the Happy Valley Dear Sir I would like to complain about the complaint from Princess Mitzi Gaynor. It is complete and utter rubbish. Edited October 6, 2019 by hummingbird69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 18 hours ago, LedZed66 said: Dear Sir, I would like to complain about this silly, annoying, boring, unfunny, totally unfunny, useless crap TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus. Sincerely, Princess Mitzi Gaynor from the Happy Valley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 I always loved Michael Palin's world travel series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted October 12, 2019 Share Posted October 12, 2019 (edited) Here is a list that was released just yesterday. It is a list of the top 10 Monty Python Sketches: https://www.slashfilm.com/best-monty-python-sketches/ These lists are subjective, but in this case, in my opinion, this list does make for an interesting discussion. While I agree with the list, there are some glaring omissions in my opinion. These are the sketches that deserve at least an honourable mention: a) Confuse a cat b) Hell's Grannies c) Silly Job Interview d) I'd Like To Buy A Hearing Aid e) Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook f) Spam g) Argument Clinic h) The Restaurant Sketch i) Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion Visit Jean-Paul Sartre Edited October 12, 2019 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 This is just wonderful! Love it when "Monty Python" is given a tribute by a popular comedy show like "South Park". Guess there will be a new generation of Monty Python fans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) Oh and congrats to anyone who can afford the Norwegian Blu-ray Edition Box set of Monty Python's Flying Circus! https://networkonair.com/all-products/3077-monty-python-s-flying-circus-norwegian-blu-ray-edition?utm_source=YouTube&utm_medium=Social Edited November 8, 2019 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John M Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 On a recent plane trip I was listening to the CD compilation "Monty Python - The Final Rip Off". Was reminded of these amazing sketches. Novel Writing Live from Wessex Bruces (Philosophy Department) Australian Wines Fish License Travel Agent all pure genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZed66 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 7 hours ago, John M said: On a recent plane trip I was listening to the CD compilation "Monty Python - The Final Rip Off". Was reminded of these amazing sketches. Novel Writing Live from Wessex Bruces (Philosophy Department) Australian Wines Fish License Travel Agent all pure genius +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LedZed66 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 On 1/25/2020 at 12:34 AM, Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 said: Wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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