Mrs. Plant Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Recent discovery: Never leave a bottle of hair dye sitting mixed for too long...it will explode. oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hi all, Recent discovery: Never leave a bottle of hair dye sitting mixed for too long...it will explode. oops. Mrs Plant, You dye your hair?!? Shocked! KB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never play poker with a guy named after a city. If a five-year-old says "smell my hand", don`t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hi all, Mrs Plant, You dye your hair?!? Shocked! KB Well, I will just share my "secret" with y'all. I dye it on a monthly basis. I'm almost completely GRAY. So young, so young. Damn genetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never rev your motor with a box of donuts sitting just above the fan belt. (my brother did and the donuts flew into a million pieces) I'd pay good money to watch that! (Shame about the donuts though!) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Hmmmm...about those sweaty things.... I didn't know this thread was such a hot-bed of controversy. How dare Fuzzy Merkin....to the corner, young lady. You've shamed us all. *Drags laptop to corner* Ha - thought that'd shut me up, eh? Don't fry bacon naked. Just DON'T. -Don't let your preschooler near the toilet with a Barbie or GI Joe -Keep mini screwdrivers, paper clips and/or orange sticks on hand for popping the locks if your little one locks him/herself in a room by mistake -Check pockets before washing your little one's clothes (and remove all ballpoint pens, wallets and paychecks from husband's pockets as well) Talking about kids: Don't pick up your baby niece and hold her up above your head shortly after she's been fed. Especially not when wearing a new blouse. Edited for spatsy typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never bite off more than you can chew. Use ice to harden squished chocolate in carpet. Freeze it then it flakes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Use ice to remove gum after you've sat in it. It will harden and peel off. I never thought of it for choclate but that's a very good idea. Mix Mr. Clean with water to remove pop stains from carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circus Earth Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Here's one for the books. Never leave cd's by the back of the car where the windshield is in the summer.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar62 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never drink a martini called "Sexual Chocolate" with a beer chaser. Ye gods, what was I thinking?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Clove gets ants away, put an cushion of cloves in your sugar case and those lil insects won't ate your sugar before you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 When you turn onto a street, make sure you don't go down the lane for opposing traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 Here's one for the books. Never leave cd's by the back of the car where the windshield is in the summer.......... Uh-oh....Same's true for a pound of butter on the passenger seat btw.. But I only intended to stay away for two minutes. Honest! When you turn onto a street, make sure you don't go down the lane for opposing traffic. Especially true when moving from England to Europe or vice versa....Really, there's times I don't remember where's left and right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 We've learned several laundry lessons the hard way, I'm afraid! Teen daughter's cell phone almost got washed a few weeks ago! Haha, yep! My mom left two candies in her pants pocket, and I put them through the dryer a couple days ago. Oooops! We have an old school stove, so maybe they don't work like this anymore, but anyway, don't leave anything plastic sitting over the pilot light on the stove. My grandma's melted so many things of my mom's, hehe. Ah, this is always a good one: DON'T SMOKE IN BED! Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissandra Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Haha, yep! My mom left two candies in her pants pocket, and I put them through the dryer a couple days ago. Oooops! Why did she have candles in her pockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Why did she have candles in her pockets? Candies - you know, the sweet stuff you eat! I think they were Jolly Ranchers or something. Lol, yeah, I can't imagine why she would've had candles in her pockets! But you kind of have to wonder why she stuck the two candies in her pocket instead of just eating them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Kissandra, I read it as "CANDLES" not candies too, haha. I read it that way too and was wondering why someone would be carrying candles in the pocket of their pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 If you post pics here don't go back and delete them from photobucket they will disappear from your posts Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 25, 2008 Author Share Posted February 25, 2008 Kissandra, I read it as "CANDLES" not candies too, haha. I read it that way too and was wondering why someone would be carrying candles in the pocket of their pants. So did I. Dyslexics of the board unite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissandra Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Oops...you have to admit, it's kinda hard to tell is and ls apart sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES LOL! I was going to wait till later but had to log in for that one hahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ...and don't forget the Cajun Socket Set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ...and don't forget the Cajun Socket Set I gots a few o' them. In standard AND metric.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'd pay good money to watch that! (Shame about the donuts though!) We all fell on the sidewalk laughing at that one. The engine was a pumped up 327 too which really mangulated the donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 When you want someone to call you, take a bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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