jabe Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 This probably won't gain any traction,but what the hell? Here's the dealio. 1 Create a two liner a la the Black Dog meter(additional lines if needed) 2 Subject matter to your discretion(mundane,trivial,philosophical,etc.) 3 Must rhyme or come close.For example: The idea of this thread,it seem pretty dumb Believe it gonna sink me with a case of the runs. 4 You can build off a previous post or originate your own I'll kick it off with a line from its inspiration,Black Dog.And I can't take credit for the second line either. I don't know but I been told Green grasshopper got a red a**hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8LadyPlant8 Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 I dont know but Ive been told Live this way, ya wont grow old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 The words "Brazilian wax" in this title distracted me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted May 2, 2008 Author Share Posted May 2, 2008 I dont know but Ive been told Live this way, ya wont grow old Doin' a doob sure looks good to me Got the munchies now,off to KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I don't know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted May 5, 2008 Author Share Posted May 5, 2008 I don't know but I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! All you ask for,all you pray Walrus tusk don't come your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Y. Alvarez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Jabe. Birmingham, AL. I tell you what I heard in Kenosha, WI when I was a boy. You can't take credit for the line because you were not living at the time this ditty was invented. It is old, I'm sure. I heard a kid say this line back in the early 1960's. His father was in WWI. "i don't know what I've been told, the green grasshopper has a red asshole." This was probably a cadence from Army circa 1914. Maybe not. How about this one? "Cabin boy. Cabin boy. that dirty little knipper. He lined his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper." This I heard from a Canadian rugby player about 1995. I think both lines are from England, or have an English provenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I Don't Know, But I've Been Told, Those Damn Rapping Dudes Ain't Got No Soul!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Y. Alvarez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Big Kid, are you certain? rap has merit, my friend. M&M I heard sold more records than the Beatles. I like blues. I play blues. I have a circle of friend-- which is just myself. I have no friends. My teacher was jerry Ricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Y. Alvarez Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Rap has merit. I don't don't like most of it. I don't like most of country, traditional and others, either, but it has merit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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