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I don't know the exact story, but my dad calls me Beaner and he got it from Cheech and Chong.

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Bob Bitchin

"It's Officer O'Malley of the FBI,you're busted"

"Sign ze paper old man"

"I cannot sign ze paper"

"Why cannot you sign ze paper,old man"

"You have broken all of my fingers"

"Would you like a cigarette old man?"

Oh wow man,he stuck it in his eye :o

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Funny this should come up, I just saw a rerun of The George Lopez show where George thought Cheech was his father. Pretty funny episode, he plays a gay man that never had a family of his own, and lied to George and told him he was his dad just so he could have a family. Well, you know sitcoms it all turns out allright, but it was a nice surprise to see Cheech again! And of course there is always reruns of That Seventies Show for a good helping of Chong.

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Good stuff, we used to drive around drinking and smoking and imitating all those bits. They also ventured into various musical excursions, this one featuring George Harrysong on guitar.

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Bruce Springsteen is fuckin the whole thing up!

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Earache my eye

My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live

but I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes,

He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose.

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team,

for wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.

The world's comin to an end, I don't even care!

as long as I can have a limo and my orange hair.

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny,

cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money.

Money, Money Money, Money! MONEY!! MONEY!!! AHHHhhhhhh-

Hahahaha........

I'm so bloody rich! Haha Haha ha ha........

I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ahh Haha ha.....

I only know three chords, Hahaha ha ha.......

Watch me burn.....You fools!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!! ! ! !

:)

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I don't know the exact story, but my dad calls me Beaner and he got it from Cheech and Chong.

From Sgt Stadanko

he tries to "turn in a pusher" by reporting Billy because he sold him some bad weed, he said it was oregano and wouldn't get a fly high.

So Billy says "if it's oregano ya little beaner you can put it in your soup!"

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This is a 10 minute video from their second film, "Next Movie". It's all hilarious, but the last 2 minutes are the funniest 2 mins. of all the Cheech and Chong movies I've ever scene!

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I remember this one:

Say man, you wanna buy a watch?

No man, I'm not into time!

Well, if you had a watch you'd now that it's night time and night time ain't no time to be in this here heighborhood!

Hey man, why don't you help me push the car?

Push the car? Getcho mama to push the car!!

:D

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On 7/9/2008 at 11:30 AM, lzfan715 said:

I don't know the exact story, but my dad calls me Beaner and he got it from Cheech and Chong.

He MIGHT have been thinking about the line "If it's oregano, ya beaner, you can use it in your soup."  Or the movie where Cheech was writing a song about "Mexican Americans/ love their nee-noos /and their nanas / and white girls named Debbie toooooo..."  and Chong's dumbass response was to write a worse song that went, something like: "Beaners ! Like to eat beans !"

 

As dumb as any C&C bit ever hoped to be...

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Did anyone ever get  the "Big Bamboo" album with the giant rolling paper? And question two , did ya roll up a bomber with it? We did , a three ounce joint  man.

 

 

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