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Audra

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  1. You are lovely Audra! And very brave! I would NEVER share a pic of me without makeup, LOL! You have the makings of a real hottie there! Perfect lips, sparkling eyes, GREAT cheekbones and bone structure! I'd LOVE to do your makeup that would be so fun!!!

    thank-you...i'd could really use some make-up advice, actually...not very good at it at all...i'm sort of a "feminine-tom-boy" so i don't fret too much about my lack of skillz...

    strange, huh?

  2. How to tell a guy that his fly is unzipped:

    1. "The cucumber has left the salad."

    2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."

    3. "Your soldier aren’t so unknown now."

    4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."

    5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"

    6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

    7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."

    8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."

    9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"

    10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."

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