Look! Behind him! SAND PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, nevermind. It's Bonzo.

Maybe if you left a little offering of tobacco for him? My action figure was a b-day gift, too. It's really awesome when people first find out you're into LZ, because you get a TON of really cool stuff! But, then you start to get stuff you already have...like over and over again. I can't tell you how many copies of TSRTS I've had to put up on ebay.

He even looks good when he's made out of plastic. My JP action figure is still in-box on the shelf above my desk at work so he has his own stage. But I think someone has been touching him after I leave. I've come in a couple times in the morning and he's been facing the wrong way.

Well, this is now my official favorite thread in the history of message boards and/or the Internet. I also think I've broken my mouse from too much rightclicksaving. OY!