Here Brother. A NBA and a joke to cheer you up An old man aged 90 gets married to a young girl aged 20 and goes to his doctor for viagra. The doctor says ''sorry but giving a man aged 90 viagra can be dangerous''. The old man pleads and begs for viagra, after a while the doctor gives in and states though it can only be taken under strict guide lines and only for five days. The doctor says take ''half a dose ,skip a day, half a dose skip a day until the fifth day''. The old man does this for the five days, when his wife rings the doctor and says ''he's dead''. The doctor said ''I knew if I gave him viagra it would kill him'', his wife said ,''no it wasn't the viagra that killed him ,it was all that dammed skipping'.

oh yes?

I'm having one of these...well maybe a couple. Anymore for anymore?

Taken a few hours before the Ahmet Tribute concert l-r Brspled, Aquamarine, Pilot, Ledded1, Vince

It sure was. Arrived home at 04:30 hrs...very tired having been up for almost 24hrs. Soon as I woke this morning, I was straight on the web looking at youtube and people's comments on the forum about last night...just savouring the moment all again. Glad you could see well. Hope Helen could see also.

Cheers Celia. Not driving today and not at work...so I think that I will take you up on that offer. I'll have a Feuerheerd's Vintage Port 1957 if I may

Aah...cheers Otto, I needed that!!

There's a five minute break and that's all you take, for a cup of cold coffee and a piece of cake.

Hey Otto. Nice to see you! Have a CI-gar for looking so cool

A peep of chickens...or is that a clutch/cletch?

Right...I'm working on it, I'm working on it

NBA = Falling down water Don't worry Celia, I'll be tea total on Dec 10th...I'm driving!!!!!

Are you sure? You don't drink remember. Why start now? Nah...it's a diet coke for you

Pilot's in the Pub!! What you all having?

It's that Fenix isn't it? Bet he's been pushing you too hard, especially after those chocolates. Take the weekend off, relax and have a few drinks

Sure am my friend...those hot toddy's work magic! Thanks for asking. How's life with you? Time for a swift one?

Thanks 4 that. Yeah just a slight head cold that's all. Just gonna have my second 'hot toddy' though. My late Grandmother used to swear by them (well she was a pub landlady!!). The house is coming on fine, thanks. Neighbours are really friendly, the village is peaceful and quiet (apart from the odd owl hoot). I love it! It's great being out of the city.

That ain't my bike Bilbo. I've never ridden one in my life. That photo was taken at Universal Studio's near you outside the 'Terminator' ride...just cropped slightly I'll join you in a bottle of NB Ale though to celebrate our common dislike of the darn things!!. Looks cool though don't it!!

Hi Ev, Long time no speak. Everything starting to sort it's self out now I hope (inc. t.shirt fiasco). Hope you and Ang are fine

Welcome hobbit. I'll send a serving wench right over

Good to see you friend. I see now why you have chosen your user name!! Are you 'hobbit' size as well? I'm 6'2", so slightly outside that bracket

This will help you, but basically it's whisky, boiling water, sugar and lemon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_toddy

As I have a slight cold at the moment, I'll have a 'hot toddy' thanks!