The only one making an ass of yourself here, is you. I don't read Tiger Beat or 16, I have never read any of those magazines. I'm 25.....I don't think Jimi Hendrix was ever in an issue of either of those magazines that would have been out in my lifetime anyway. So that was really stupid. Secondly, I read books. A lot. In fact my closet is stacked floor to ceiling with them. So that was really stupid too. Thirdly, I am educated, I possess a college degree. You know nothing about me, so keep your armchair psychoanalysis to yourself, okie-dokie?
What in the perpendicular blue fuck made you think Jimi Hendrix was in Tiger Beat? That's a fucking teenybopper magazine.....since when did he ever appeal to that demographic dead or alive? Holy shit, dude. That whole paragraph was a big pile of wrong.
BTW, this is for YOUR uninformed ass. I never said Bonzo died of alcohol poisoning. Nowhere in the post you quoted and then proceeded to rant away at, did I say that's how he died. Check this:
Where in either of those instances that I discussed how Bonham died did I use the words "alcohol poisoning"?