Take it from someone who has seen some real shitty starts to seasons the last couple of years; I very sincerely doubt they'll play like this all year. I remember back in 2000, the Yankees lost something like 12 or 14 of their last 20 games. They finished the year under 90 wins, and everyone and their brother thought they wouldn't last through the playoffs. They did. So things can change. I'm sure come June and July the Tigers will be competitive in their division.

I feel bad for Matt. Just remember, the '98 Yankees started out quite poorly and look what they did.

What an ass. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Little Bitty Pretty One - Thurston Harris

People who pass gas and belch in public. It is so disgusting. They don't excuse themselves and with the belching, they don't even attempt to be quiet about it. And when women do it, it's even worse. It's like, way to be ladylike.

Oh trust us, you can swear.

I can't go more than two days tops without shaving. I just don't feel feminine otherwise.

I saw a woman at work today who didn't shave her legs or under her arms and it was apparent she hadn't done this in a while. It was disgusting. How can you walk around like that?

You're not a man, so I don't know what you're even doing in here. Then again.....neither am I. Hmmm.

Please don't turn this into another Spats thread....it'll get locked too and I think people actually like this thread.

The Spats thread being locked.

Wings win the Presidents' Trophy. Well duh.

Seriously, cutest baby ever. At least since me.

*dies of the cute*

Whine, whine, whine. Shit happens. There's railings out there in CF now so it can't happen again. It doesn't take away from what accomplished the rest of the decade.

Could that kid get any cuter?

Jesus, Honey....keep the thread on topic.

What school are you teaching at? The International Academy for the Criminally Stupid?

That's her M.O., don't you know.

LA Woman Love Her Madly Radar Love Rock and Roll Sweet Home Alabama Born To Run Take It Easy Hotel California Blinded By The Light More Than A Feeling Don't Stop Believin' A lot of "arena rock" songs mixed in there. Anything that sounds good loud and fast.

Apologize - One Republic f/Timbaland

Getting paid and buying some new clothes.

I bought Kylie Minogue's new album for my sister as it was just released here in the States.

Very carefully.

Mark Wahlberg wasn't in the NKOTB. His brother was, though.