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Loads Eppelin

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About Loads Eppelin

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  1. I'm more of a Test cricket fan, but I did enjoy the 20/20 match yesterday. Pity about the result though. We can't take a trick at the moment. We'll be back, but in the meantime you can have another laugh or two at our expense. These jokes are doing the rounds here at the moment. The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting. They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast! What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes. Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease? The woman who irons their cricket whites. What’s the height of optimism? An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen. What is the main function of the Australia coach? To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he’s heading out to the middle. His wife replies: “I’ll hold, he won’t be long!” What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car? Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both. Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad? The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Australian innings. What’s the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten, Walloped. What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is almost certainly going to be a wicket? A bat. What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ? A vacant lot.
  2. No, we don't hold grudges. As "The 12th Man" once said (impersonating Tony Greig) "I don't hold a grudge. A grudge is where you park your f*ken car!"
  3. Congratulations England. Well deserved. You out-played us in every way - out-batted, out-bowled, out-fielded, out-captained even out-selected! IMO 3-1 was a fair scoreline for the series. Hope we can return the favour in 2013
  4. Great station David! I listen to 95.3 in the car or at work when I can. And slavetozep, why would you want to win the prize? You already have everything LZ have ever released (and then some)!
  5. Great reviews of the first Sydney show Reggie, Slave to Zep and refugeenius. Spot on too. It was awesome from start to finish. All four guys on stage seemed to be enjoying it nearly as much as the crowd. It was loud, but not ear-busting, and the atmosphere was great. Highlight for me, apart from the smile on S2Z's face when JPJ came out on stage 10 metres in front of us , was probably Spinning in Daffodils. Pity we didn't catch up with you Reggie, S2Z and I made it to the Bat and Ball after the show, but it was already closed and you must've gone. Ah well, next time!
  6. Slave and I got ours today too. We'll see you there Reggie!
  7. As one who's seen you "in the flesh" slave, I can only say I'm not surprised that he was surprised TOOTOR
  8. You can definitely count on me, slave Hope you can make it Reggie, as slave said, what better way to spend your birthday
  9. It's not always that easy Reggie. I spent 10 years thinking some guy called Jerome had a bustle in his head.
  10. ...especially if England win the next Test. Though I think Johnson can get back into form with the ball and the Aussie batsmen can do the rest, so we won't need him. Mind you, I thought Australia would win 5-0 in 2005, so what would I know
  11. My sentiments exactly Reggie. We'll done to the Poms, we didn't play well enough. It's looking like it'll be a close series like 2005...ah, but with a different result.
  12. Geez Reggie, you've got a lot of odd friends Have fun with all your free time
  13. I've been 19 for thirty years...
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