Loads Eppelin
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Well we did break some records, good to know aussie's do not hold a grudge....
No, we don't hold grudges. As "The 12th Man" once said (impersonating Tony Greig) "I don't hold a grudge. A grudge is where you park your f*ken car!"
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Congratulations England. Well deserved. You out-played us in every way - out-batted, out-bowled, out-fielded, out-captained even out-selected! IMO 3-1 was a fair scoreline for the series. Hope we can return the favour in 2013
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Ouch!!
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my darling bought me a car cd player for my birthday!
i haven't been able tp play any music ( not even the radio ) in my car for ages. all i had was a tape player which didn't work about 90% of the time, and when my little boy was about 3 ( 6 years ago ), he broke off my aerial so i have only had my own voice to listen to .... can't wait to blast the zep again!
Happy birthday Slave...
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a work collegue was asking me if i had kids ( yes ) and what their ages are ( 23, 21 and 9 ) and he said he was really surprised, cos he thought i was only about 34 ......... i'm 47 !!! woohoo!
As one who's seen you "in the flesh" slave, I can only say I'm not surprised that he was surprised
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My farewell lunch (Lobster Mornay) with 30 odd friends.
Geez Reggie, you've got a lot of odd friends
Have fun with all your free time
i haven't been able tp play any music ( not even the radio ) in my car for ages. all i had was a tape player which didn't work about 90% of the time, and when my little boy was about 3 ( 6 years ago ), he broke off my aerial 
so i have only had my own voice to listen to .... 
The Ashes Are On Again
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I'm more of a Test cricket fan, but I did enjoy the 20/20 match yesterday. Pity about the result though. We can't take a trick at the moment.
We'll be back, but in the meantime you can have another laugh or two at our expense. These jokes are doing the rounds here at the moment.
The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for
a meeting. They want to ask their advice about going downhill so
fast!
What’s the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director? A
funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes.
Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.
What’s the height of optimism? An Aussie batsman putting on
sunscreen.
What is the main function of the Australia coach? To transport the team
from the hotel to the ground.
On his way out into the middle to bat, Ricky Ponting gets a call from
his wife and teammate Michael Hussey tells her he’s heading out to the
middle. His wife replies: “I’ll hold, he won’t be long!”
What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.
Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad? The guy who removes
the red ball marks from the bats.
What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? Both spend most
of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire
Australian innings.
What’s the Australian version of LBW? Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
What does Ricky Ponting put in his hands to make sure the next ball is
almost certainly going to be a wicket? A bat.
What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ? A vacant lot.