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Khandie

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About Khandie

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    Zep Head

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Location
    gulf coast
  1. Khandie

    Make me laugh!

    Sorry it's so small.
  2. Khandie

    Great pick-up moves

    Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow me to smithereens. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
  3. Khandie

    Photos !

    Now that we all know your sexual preferences, time to move on.
  4. Khandie

    Photos !

    Ya ok.
  5. Never thought of it before but my son was born on the 3rd and my daughter was born on the 9th.
  6. Khandie

    Photos !

    Butt F***
  7. Khandie

    Photos !

    A few pictures from my home town
  8. Khandie

    Create Your Own Texas License Plate

    Glad you had fun with ZFF. Texas is good for a short time not a long time. that's just my opinion.
  9. Khandie

    Create Your Own Texas License Plate

    who the hell wants a Texas licence plate. It's too fuckin hot there!
  10. is lovin' life

  11. Khandie

    Make me laugh!

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?
  12. Khandie

    Random Thoughts v.3

    Don't mess with Texas!!
  13. Khandie

    Make me laugh!

    Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat... He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something... On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'... She did and said, These are too big... I can't wear them... I replied, 'Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will... Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.. 'Hmmm,' said Mike... He thought that might be a good thing to try.. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, Here - try these on... She tried them on and said, These are too large... They don't fit me... Mike said, Exactly... I wear the pants in this family and I always will... I don't want you to ever forget that... Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike... She said, Here- you try on mine... He did and said, I can't get into your panties... Karen said, Exactly... And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will..
  14. Khandie

    Make me laugh!

    Thanks, I only got the bonus question right.
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