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  1. A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.' >> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >> 'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.' Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note: ' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.'
  2. Hi all, "What Made You Happy today?" People like you,... KB(knot kidding)
  3. Hi Babs,all, That is more like it! KB,cleaning services (508-555-1525)
  4. Hi all, Can we see photos of good looking broads? K
  5. Young,dumb and full of,... KB(like that?)
  6. Hi all, Another dumb broad,.....spats,1 for 1,... KB
  7. Hi all, There certainly was.Think of that scene and what everybody saw,..... KB
  8. Hi all, So,how do you feel now? KB
  9. Hi Yukon,all, A wonderful,funny,sad movie.It has Clint stamped all over it,which is a good thing,IMVHO.No spoilers ahead,but to see Clint playing a bigot,was a shocker!Check out 'Bird' if you have never seen it,CE was and is a huge fan of Jazz,... KB(All that)
  10. Hi all, You are not alone,none of you are,..... Get the **** out of the wilderness,would ya? KB
  11. Hi all, It's good your venting!Get it out!And if feel the need to go off,send me a PM,ok? You don't know this is the cause.It is human nature to blame oneself for the problems of others.I am not trying to be harsh here but the illness can run in a family. Both he and you need some help.These things are cries for it.Are you and he getting any?I am not getting personal,information is need and if,again a PM is a better way to discuss it,... Step #1: heal thyself.You will never be able to reach out to him until you are healed. Next,stop blaming yourself.There is only one thing you can take control of; YOU!And your brother doesn't have control. Again,if this too much,I'd like to know your ages.A guess,let your Mom be the adult/parent.Is she?I know hard questions,sorry. B,get your self righted,you putting too much on yourself,IMVHO. There is nothing to forgive.We are hear to help. Chin up!KB
  12. Hi Steve,all, No matter! Merry Christmas my friend! KB(and to all a good night!)
  13. Hi all, There is the brightest full moon out there tonight,enjoy! KB
  14. Hi all, I'll bet the feeling is mutual,... Rating someone from a few internet pics,.....that is why your spats,... Hey,shifty,your not going to get a date with supermodel,and the girl next door is not going to date you,neither ..... KB
  15. Hi all, Ethics?B-s***! How about jail? How about a Louisville Slugger to the back of your empty head?!?Damn it!The violation of trust,........rrrrr,.... Had to get that out. Bustle,don't know you,but do realize from the post above how much healing you just gave yourself?This is just a saying; but that took balls!I'm proud of you! It's a daily process,not fun to sure and the meds,therapy,etc can wear a person down as much as the process.One thing can help,try starting to forgive yourself.Yep,you.Start there. As stated before,any and all can PM me,if they need to talk/vent/rage. KB
  16. Hi all, That is a step.Now,can forgive yourself? You, don't have to tell any one but,... you. KB(ye-who!)
  17. Hi all, The 'problem' spats is they do 'worry' about it,all the f--- time,it's called depression. You,sir should PM also. KB
  18. Hi all, Anytime DeepBlackZeppelin.Your always welcome! Please do. Yes. What does one do,with 3 old potatoes and left-over Italian sausages? Make a hash! Kevin.
  19. Hi all, That 'proverb',......I just made that up. First,your post,above has already shown how well you have confronted yourself.Honesty like that is tough in public and tougher to yourself! It's not about being happy,it's about being comfortable in your own skin,contentment with who you are. Now wait a minute,.....I'm going to get graphic folks! Go tell your father,right now how much you love him!You kick others right to the curb with glee!They are not your family/friends. Except for your father,your family already has a bad reputation.As a-you-know. Never said it was going to be easy.I never said family is kind, all I am saying is,somehow in this crazy world,a few of us still give a damn.For complete strangers,for I have known the kindness of them.For they have pulled my sorry arse up, out of the gutter. I have stated before,you need to talk,well type. you PM me.Glad to help. Chin up,kid! KB
  20. Hi all, "If, we can not in ourselves be content,how can we expect others?" DBZ,(if I may),doing is not sacrificing .One is free will,the other is guilt.Big difference. Again,any who,who wants to talk,...... KB
  21. Hi all, Not at all.Depression grows,like a fungus,upon itself. KB
  22. Hi all, As I have stated before,you can ALL PM,write to me about this.No problem,glad to help. And to all those who think we do not have problems,we do,...same as you,....it is a degree,.... Let others 'loath' you,not yourself,...... KB
  23. Hi all, Yeah baby!Do it outside and use pure peanut oil! KB(sometimes you don't)
  24. zepyep

    Oh CANADA!

    Hi all, Tough to take the bike in the winter,.... KB(that would be sweet!)
  25. zepyep

    Oh CANADA!

    Hi all, First steps(sort of) Full report, you nobs KB
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