Murray

Teacher asks her class of 9 year olds to make a sentence with the word definitely in it so they can understand the meaning. Tommy shouts Miss, Miss, the teacher tells him to wait, so Mary says tonight when I get home my Mum is definitely taking me to the park. The teacher says well Mary that's not definite as it may rain and you won't be able to go to the park. Tommy jumps up again shouting Miss, Miss, once again the teacher tells him to wait his turn, then Susie says when I get home tonight we are definitely having fish and chips for tea.The teacher tells her that like Mary's example it is not definite as her Mum might change her mind and cook something else. By this time Tommy can't contain himself any longer Miss, Miss he shouts, yes Tommy she answered, does a fart come in lumps? he asked, no she said. Well then I have definitely shit myself.

Good citizen

Unforgiveable

Deception

May I? - Kevin Ayers

secrets

I've got my headphones on, listening to Tom Waits "Swordfish Trombones" on cassette, I forgot how good it was, (apart from his voice)

I'm happy for you that they made it. Hope you all enjoyed your time together.

The Long Run - The Eagles

I'm just sifting through records and have just come across Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Welcome To The Pleasuredome, so I think I'll listen to that later, I've got a few calls to make first

M*A*S*H 30th anniversary re-union.

I have jusr received a phone call asking me to attend an interview for a job, my first interview in almost 200 attempts, its only cashier at Asda, but it could be a job.

Days - The Kinks

To Daniell Andrea, if you go by that method Mike Oldfield must be a genius. I couldn't pick a best guitarist there are, and have been too many, and too many different styles.

The Fourth album, as it does not have a name or number (then again we all call it Led Zeppelin 1, when in fact it is just called Led Zeppelin)

Ah!now I know why you are always mentioning and defending dylan on a Led Zeppelin website.Try another site.

If my memory serves me right, there were three of them front of stage it was Ronnie Wood I recall whose guitar dylan took, hardly a backing musician, they were all at the back of the stage.

Without You - Nilsson

Love me do - The Beatles

Yes, he was really humble during Live Aid when his guitar string snapped!!!!!!, he immediately turned and took the guitar off the guy next to him, just like a proper gent would do.

Hey CP this is getting scary, I was a postman for 3 years (1974 - 1977)

I agree, but you understand what I was trying to say to super fly 16?

I am not, have you got the album? Dylan ; Released 1973 CBS S69049 Side 1 Lily of the west Can't help falling in love Sarah Jane The ballad of Ira Hayes Side 2 Mr Bojangles Mary Ann Big yellow taxi A fool such as I Spanish is the loving tongue Most of the tracks are way, way out of tune.

Don't get Dylan- Dylan he does covers of various songs it is absolute fucking crap, you should hear the mess he makes of I can't help falling in love with you. It's laughable, he is so out of tune. When I first bought it years and years ago I thought it was a spoof album but apparently not.