At last....... a joke. I like silly jokes, sometimes they are not funny but they are clever. #
E.G. Man goes to a circus and the clowns arrive, one clown spots him and decides to take the piss out of him, he asks "are you the front end of an ass? the man answers "no". Well the clown asks "are you the rear end of an ass?" No he replies, then the clown says "Then you are no end of an ass". The man goes home and tells his brother about his belittling experience, so his brother goes along with him to the same circus the next day. Anyway once again the clowns appear in the ring, and the clown who ridiculed him the day before notices that he is with someone. So the clown decides to take the piss out of him as well. Hello! he shouts to the brother I see you are sitting alongside the cretin that was here yesterday, then the other brother stands up and says this is my brother and he is a mastyer of repartee and sarcasm. Good said the clown, let me ask you a few questions, "Are you the front end of an ass", no he replied, "well then are you the rear end of an ass". The brother stands up and says "Fuck off red nose"