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joe (Liverpool)

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  1. Film - Life Of Brian TV - Flowery Twats
  2. Airports: I remember being at Bristol airport travelling to Gran Canaria in 1991. The flight was delayed without any explanation, then we were told that the plane wpould be taking off shortly. About 30 mins later they herded us all into this room, someone noticed that there were no toilets or refreshment machines and kicked up a stink, more waiting.....then we were moved into a room with toilets, they stated that there was a water machine (payable). Then it became foggy, and we were told that the flight would be delayed due to poor visibility........ eventually one person who was at screaming pitch found out that the plane due to take us on our jollies was still in Spain. I was really pissed off by then, but I kept my cool, eventually about 5 hours later we were informed that the plane was ready to board, now after 5 hours of being ignored I was fucking livid, when it was my turn to go through, I had a personal stereo in my hand, this really snotty bitch turned her nose up at me and barked "Press play", being totally fucked off with the world I asked her why?, she snapped just play it, fair enough I did as I was asked. But as I pressed the play button I sscreamed as loud as i could "BANG", she nearly fainted and some twat pulled his semi automatic on me, telling me in no uncertain terms that it wasn't a very wise thing to do......I said to him, yeah but did you see the fucking look on her face, I'm sure she touched cloth, he muttered fucking scouse scum as he finally let me onto the plane.Probably doesn't sound funny but believe me it was fucking hilarious.
  3. We can work it out - The Beatles
  4. All the young dudes - Mott The Hoople
  5. Of course you will change.......But from where people can't notice it.....From the inside.
  6. Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits
  7. This is the world calling - Bob Geldof
  8. It is OK, but it's also up to Jimmy as to what he does next, surely.
  9. Stop in the name of love The Supremes
  10. Alone Again Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
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