Bird on a wire - Leonard Cohen

It's Tuesday 9.50 am on 15 May 2012. When I went for my newspaper at 6.00am it was pouring with rain, but now it's really sunny in Liverpool.

Oh well here goes; The chief of a Native American tribe (it doesn't matter which one - it's a joke) was celebrating his 100th birthday. The government decided to treat him to an all expenses trip to a five star hotel of his choice. This is all arranged and he picks his favourite squaw to accompnany him. When in the hotel he lays on the bed and his squaw sits cross-legged on the floor beside the bed. As he is old he has a little nap, when he wakes up he orders "squaw water", the squaw goes out and comes back a few minutes later with a glass of water. He is delighted that it took so little time. Anyway he has another nap, when he wakes up he orders "squaw more water" once again she leaves the room and returns a few minutes later with a glass of water, once again he is impressed with the speed of her getting the water. He has another nap and once again he wakes up and orders "squaw water" once again ahe leaves the room but returns with an empty glass and he says "squaw, why no water?".....she replies "White man sit on well"

I want to be free - Queen

Is it true that King Harold said - Who the fuck threw that, as an arrow hit him in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fascinating, honestly, it's like a foreign language to me, I have never been into a betting shop in my life but I did win a fair amount when Red Rum won his 3 Grand Nationals. My brother was going to the Betting Office so I asked him to put on a bet for me......I did pay him of course.

Tom and Jerry, Road Runner and Coyote and Garfield. I loved it when my daughter was about 2 as she liked Disney, she's 18 now but we still have about 50 Disney videos.

The End - The Beatles

I'm not really a fan of the stones, but I love "She's so cold"

Six eggs, a bottle of lemonade and a 3 litre bottle of cider.

I have a Fleetwood Mac compilation album from the early days of the band and there are some great blues tracks on it.

I've just been flicking through my records and I came across They might be giants - Flood.......So I listened to "Birdhouse in your soul" I haven't heard it for years.

In my life - The Beatles

You lucky B he hardly ever comes to the UK and when he does its always far away from where I live and ridiculously expensive, when I saw the Dark Side of The Moon tour (well I am old enough) I paid £1.25

I know this is a Zeppelin web site but people do like more than one group, I happen to like Pink Floyd and Roger Waters.

I'm listening to a tape that someone did for me in the 80s it's a compilation with some weird tracks on it eg; Oh Superman,From the air aslso tracks by sting (Russians) Neil Young. Kristofferson etc, but there is one track that I dont know who the artist is its called "For the second time", the only clue I have is that he's wrote "P" next to it does anybody know this track?

Hello Goodbye - The Beatles

Proud Mary - Creedance Clearwater Revival

Lucy in the sky with diamonds - The Beatles

Shore Leave - Tom Waits

Monty Python's Life Of Brian, a classic, its Wednesday afternoon on 9 May 2012 and its 1.25 pm

I've only recently added my birthday to my profile........20 March 1955.

It's all in a scrapbook I compilled along with the free poster I got when I sent off my sisters ticket stub.....Love to, but I haven,t got a clue how to even start, I'm not very IT literate.....Just checked my scrapbook and there is a space where the 71 stub was , I took it into work a few years ago and some bastard in the Home Office who shall remain unnamed (he knows who he is) must have nicked it, he was saying that he was too young at the time and I was naive enough to leave it with him for a couple of hours, its only last night when I was looking through the scrapbook that I noticed it had gone......gutted.lots of other interesting stuff in it though all original and collected by myself at the time, here is a list of contents: Programme from Liverpool Programme from Earls court One ticket stub from Liverpool One ticket stub from Earls Court Sat 24 May 1975 price £1.00 Application for free poster to be sent to Peter Grant 157 Oxford Street London W1 Free cardboard poster approx A4 size, 4 seperate photos Articles: It's only may but it's the years best, The forgotten giants,Frying tonight, Potato Plant John Bonham -The zap in Zep, Zeppelin to be treated to a party - Texas style Zeppelin set for biggest ever UK tour, Page hurts hand-but how? Led the good times roll, Zeppelin live in LA, Zeppelin more solid than ever, Zeppelin British tour - Tickets pegged at £1, Live in Newcastle report Plant life (interview), Ex cog turns on the magic, Zeppelin on tour, 2 HOTH reviews (both crap i might add) Vive le Zeppelin - Led men devastate Paris, Jimmy Page interview, Robert Plant - When we,ve got something to say we say it, Jimmy Page the mild barbarian Zapping with Zep, Zep in U.S. - biggest ever crowd, Whole lotta Led in the Deep South Jet set Zep, Advert for HOTH from M.M. 7 April 1973 fullpage poster (man with head between two railway truck couplings) Robert Plant - the gallant film star, Zeppelin - just as they were are and will be - just the best Daily Star 5 December 1980 - A rock era ends as Zeppelin split up.

Mine is a pretty basic collection, I have two T-shirts (bought in the early 70's, I have a scrap book with concert reviews from Sounds Disc MM NME all that I collected myself at the time I have this awful 8 page program which just has LED ZEPPELIN on the outside and crappy black and white pictures on the inside, I have the three ticket stubs from the concerts I saw 2 at Liverpool (Stadium and Empire) and one from Earls Court of which I still have theprogramme from that one which isn't bad seeings as I hitch-hiked from London To Liverpool after the concert, it took almost a day, but I managed to keep the programme intact, on that day I took 35 photos of the concert and my mate took one of me outside Earls Court (Which one of my ex's snaffled, and yes you've guessed it all the ones I took on this crappy Zenith SLR inside the arena never turned out as the camera couldn't cope with the conditions indoors, but some of the articles in my scrapbook are pretty good, a bit yellow now. It ends with an article in the Daily Star stating that due to the death of Bonzo, that Led Zeppelin were no more.R.I.P.