Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board.
I have come to realize that I have been crass, piggish and possibly disrespectful to one or more fine and upstanding female people here.
That said, I would like to apologize to their boobs for publically admiring them.
I realize that was, perhaps, a bit uncouth, inappropriate and ungentlemanly of me.
I pray that said boobs, who shall remain unnamed for modesty's sake, will accept my sincere apology
Thank you.
~666