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Old Scratch

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  1. Hey Scratch,what's shakin',(besides my liver)!?

  2. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board. I have come to realize that I have been crass, piggish and possibly disrespectful to one or more fine and upstanding female people here. That said, I would like to apologize to their boobs for publically admiring them. I realize that was, perhaps, a bit uncouth, inappropriate and ungentlemanly of me. I pray that said boobs, who shall remain unnamed for modesty's sake, will accept my sincere apology Thank you. ~666
  3. What? You don't appreciate compliments? I can't help it that I'm a sweet guy! Shucks, Mandypants ... I think you're swell! Just like you make me do! ~666 PS - May I ask where you got that pearl necklace? I'll give you one, too ... you know ...
  4. This is how I've always pictured you, Mandrake. Actually, this is still how I picture you .... every night ... right before I put the kleenex back on the nightstand and drift off to sleep. You look so bored ... so disinterested .... so non-commital... ...So hot. Not one to complain about a wham bam thank ya maa'm. You're one and a half cups of cream that makes a sweet dream ... *sigh* Oh dear ... now I'm having "Death by Mandy's boobs" thoughts ... again. ~666
  5. Thanks love. I was beginning to think no one loved me anymore! ~Andy.
  6. Here's a moving picture of myself. I got a hair cut today. Bitch. Love Fades ~A
  7. Well ... got up at 4:30 this morning to do yoga with my Priest. Came home, went back to sleep. Got up and ate peas. I haven't showered since Friday. 'cause that's how I roll. ~666
  8. Mand... Your breasts are magnificent. Love, Uncle Finger Fun
  9. Thanks for the Andrew Brown Complete CD!

    We love it!

    JP1977

  10. It's 4:45am ... And I have to go do hatha yoga in 15 minutes with my Priest's wife. ~666
  11. It was the coolest one i knew when I was 8. You'd say it if someone said they were thirsty ("THURSDAY") I still think it's the funniest joke EVER. ~666
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