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Old Scratch

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About Old Scratch

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    Hell

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  1. Hey Scratch,what's shakin',(besides my liver)!?

  2. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    I just want to get a nut. ~666
  3. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    YOU .... Just freaked me out. ~666
  4. Old Scratch

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    I'm sorry Kash. I didn't mean to be so crass. I meant to say "Yoga is for VAGINAS". Please forgive my previous indescretion. ~666
  5. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    Well, my darling, I visited my parents for one night then spent the rest of my vacation alone at home; periodically visiting my priest's house for dinner and continuing to practice my austerities for Lord Shiva. So ... I didn't do much out of the ordinary. ~666
  6. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    Thor, dumbass. Jeez ... do I have to explain everything to people? ~666
  7. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    Appealing to my sympathy? How novel! Well ... shucks. OK. I'll be nice to such a pretty girl as you. How I can say no to someone so sweet and beautiful? ~666
  8. Old Scratch

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    Yoga is for pussies. ~666
  9. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    The truth isn't always nice, Harlett. ~666
  10. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    That's because God Hates You. ~666
  11. Old Scratch

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    Tai Chi is for pussies. ~666
  12. Old Scratch

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    Are you trying to make me horny? Jeez Louise. !666
  13. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    As women are want to do. Don't complain. It's one of the reasons you were put on earth. Appreciate that you're a gift to the Home ... and to Mankind. ~666
  14. Old Scratch

    How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

    I only got 15. WTF? ~666
  15. Old Scratch

    Has anyone had any paranormal experiences?

    You know what works for me? Nakedness. Get naked. ~666 I mean YOU. Not ME. If I got naked it would terrify Mandalf. ~666
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