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Old Scratch

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  1. I'm sorry Kash. I didn't mean to be so crass. I meant to say "Yoga is for VAGINAS". Please forgive my previous indescretion. ~666
  2. Well, my darling, I visited my parents for one night then spent the rest of my vacation alone at home; periodically visiting my priest's house for dinner and continuing to practice my austerities for Lord Shiva. So ... I didn't do much out of the ordinary. ~666
  3. Thor, dumbass. Jeez ... do I have to explain everything to people? ~666
  4. Appealing to my sympathy? How novel! Well ... shucks. OK. I'll be nice to such a pretty girl as you. How I can say no to someone so sweet and beautiful? ~666
  5. The truth isn't always nice, Harlett. ~666
  6. Are you trying to make me horny? Jeez Louise. !666
  7. As women are want to do. Don't complain. It's one of the reasons you were put on earth. Appreciate that you're a gift to the Home ... and to Mankind. ~666
  8. You know what works for me? Nakedness. Get naked. ~666 I mean YOU. Not ME. If I got naked it would terrify Mandalf. ~666
  9. Shit. I try my damndest to be entertaining and all you can say is that you're bored. I've written a couple of gems lately, for fucksake. THANKS KATCHOOKA. ~666
  10. Well .. if you were a dude ... There is a lady I go to and she can do it. It costs about 40 bucks. She does love positions. haha. I'm funny! ~666
  11. I made a 32%. It would seem that my command of the English language, as well as my writing skills, are remedial at best. This does little to encourage my self-confidence; nor does it support my secret dream to one day publish my writing for the consumption and enjoyment of the public at large. I now feel nothing but an especial languishing apathy for all things literary, as the realization of my incompetence deepens sorely into my struggling acceptance. Alas ... I shall suffer the fact of the matter; and sadly reliquish my dream of being a master of the written word. Requiem æternam dona mei, Domine. ~666
  12. *yawn* Past 11. Time for me too. G'night Mom. G'night Dad. 6am? try 4:30 Wusses. natch. ~666
  13. That was funny as shit. And good advice as well! natch. ~666
  14. Also, it spawned a poem last night. I once thought I could only write well while I was drunk ... or least be inspired to write. But this is apparently not the case.
  15. Funny thing is that I don't get that way when I drink beer regularly. I haven't had any alcohol in over a month now ... and a friend told me that all the yoga I've been doing every morning is releasing emotions. I'm not doing this for health ... It's part of my sadhana. So ... I suppose I'm having to face things as they are without "medication". ~
  16. I can relate. I've been stressed for a bout a week now ... mostly depressed though. Very depressed. ~
  17. I don't think Leddy sympathizes. I guess he's too good for us. LEDDY. Mr. Perfect "I never have problems with women" Man. ~666
  18. No Rabia. I got a phone call. I would never ignore you. ~666
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