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Old Scratch

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  1. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Board. I have come to realize that I have been crass, piggish and possibly disrespectful to one or more fine and upstanding female people here. That said, I would like to apologize to their boobs for publically admiring them. I realize that was, perhaps, a bit uncouth, inappropriate and ungentlemanly of me. I pray that said boobs, who shall remain unnamed for modesty's sake, will accept my sincere apology Thank you. ~666
  2. What? You don't appreciate compliments? I can't help it that I'm a sweet guy! Shucks, Mandypants ... I think you're swell! Just like you make me do! ~666 PS - May I ask where you got that pearl necklace? I'll give you one, too ... you know ...
  3. This is how I've always pictured you, Mandrake. Actually, this is still how I picture you .... every night ... right before I put the kleenex back on the nightstand and drift off to sleep. You look so bored ... so disinterested .... so non-commital... ...So hot. Not one to complain about a wham bam thank ya maa'm. You're one and a half cups of cream that makes a sweet dream ... *sigh* Oh dear ... now I'm having "Death by Mandy's boobs" thoughts ... again. ~666
  4. Thanks love. I was beginning to think no one loved me anymore! ~Andy.
  5. Here's a moving picture of myself. I got a hair cut today. Bitch. Love Fades ~A
  6. Well ... got up at 4:30 this morning to do yoga with my Priest. Came home, went back to sleep. Got up and ate peas. I haven't showered since Friday. 'cause that's how I roll. ~666
  7. Mand... Your breasts are magnificent. Love, Uncle Finger Fun
  8. It's 4:45am ... And I have to go do hatha yoga in 15 minutes with my Priest's wife. ~666
  9. It was the coolest one i knew when I was 8. You'd say it if someone said they were thirsty ("THURSDAY") I still think it's the funniest joke EVER. ~666
  10. Hi. I'm Friday. Come over Saturday and have a sundae. ~666
  11. Shut up. You like MINE. MINE! Mine are the BEST. They're Bonham's favorite. ~666 PS - I'm like his "hero" and junk.
  12. I'll take that in 20's and 50's. No checks. ~666
  13. I bet you a thousand frickin' bucks that I can get your easily pushed-over ass to post again in response to me. You know why? Because you proved yourself to be a wuss-ass stank puss with that last stupid and erectally dysfunctional post in three important ways: 1. Your insults suck. 2. Your sarcasm sucks. 3. You suck. Congratulations. Give yourself a hand for being a well-rounded and thoroughly retarded butt-monkey. ~666
  14. Grip THIS ... tough guy. I display myself aggressively because chicks dig REAL MEN. So be warned: I settle the square with dudes who like scoping my ho's. My bitches ain't for loan, see? You and YOUR little hoochie mama may play that, but I OWN my shit. Dig it. ~666
  15. Sorry ... did you say something? You seem to be talking to my hand. Besides ... I don't speak "asswipe". You better get a translator. ~666
  16. The only thing I'm going to apologize for is not kicking your ass for flirting with my bitch. Soooo ...Step off, "mate". That's right. I didn't stutter. GET TO STEPPIN'. ... I don't think your girlfriend wants to know how you're whoring around on the Zep Board at all hours ... trying to get a little snatcharoo on the flip side ... NOW WOULD SHE? I didn't think so. ~666
  17. WHAT A FUCKING PLAYER!!! Stay away from him Kat. Am I the only one who can see through this "hey ... I think you're ugly even though all the guys wanna bang you ... wanna be friends" bullshit? It's an old "womanizer" game. A loser guy pretends like he's not interested in a hot chick ... sometimes even "puts her in her place" ... thinking she'll be all impressed because he's "different", and doesn't lick her ass like everyone else. Then he'll wanna be "just friends" ... like he's doing you a favor ... maybe stroking your ego by complimenting you on something he thinks you wouldn't expect , like intellect (because all the guys just want you for your body ... and not your mind, of course) ... to further show that he's "different" from the lot of losers who normally just lick you ass. It's a completely high school game. HEED MY WORDS. Unless you just want to fuck with his head. That would be cool. ~666
  18. you look EXACTLY like I pictured you. It's freaky, man. ~666
  19. God Kat ... I'm so incredibly attracted to you. *sigh* ~666
  20. I'm drinking cheap sherry right now. "Harvey's Bristol Cream" ... or some shit. Ugh. It's kinda good now ... but I'm afraid of tomorrow morning. ~666
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