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trampled-under-grant

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  1. The secret to good humour is simple;Nothing is funnier than unnecessary expletives that make everyone in the room feel uncomfortable,except repetitiveness,repetitiveness,repetetiveness...

    Funny yet?No?

    Religion:

    How do you define a saint?

    Someone who has to live with a martyr.

    One day,God,Satan and Jimmy Page were getting stoned and jamming together and they all agreed it would be great if they had a guitar battle to decide the ruler of the universe,Satan and God played incredible riffs and solos for days,when it came to Jimmy's turn,God turned and said "Give up now,Jimmy,we have all the ancient licks and solos,if you give up i'll give you enlightenment!"Now Jimmy was a tad stoned so he stepped up,and noticed something on the ground,a violin bow."I wonder what would happen if i fucked around with this thing"...

    alright.

  2. I could have called them Shaq and Kobe but you said mexicans.

    Or

    The Jumping Beaners.

    haha.....how about what do you call a bunch of black kids on a school bus?

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