Now that what a Beautiful Woman looks like, fully clothed as well. Regards, Danny

I wanna hear them Leddy, all of them. What do you call a Vampire with Horns that Leaps around a lot? Vlad the Impala. Kind Regards, Danny PS, I just made that one up on the spur mate.

Like it Leddy, Right, what do you call a Spartan with a tampon on his head? Abzorber the Greek. Kind Regards, Danny

A teacher tells her class she's a United fan. The class agrees with her except one little girl. When asked who she likes the girl said City, the teacher asked why and the girl said "because my mommy and daddy are fans". The teacher replies "that's no reason to like them, what if your dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron then what would you be?" The little girl replied back, "a United fan".

Congratulations to them both then. Regards, Danny

Is this a picture of you beetleron? if so keep em coming as I just love this one, and I'm not having a go at soft porn, just that this thread seems to be dedicated to it, if Spider wants to have his own Porn Topic I would see nothing wrong with that but to keep hijacking someone else's Topics gets a tad tedious, you get where I'm coming from? Regards, Danny PS, I don't wear Check I'm more of a Hoop's kinda guy.

To stop WW3 breaking out. Regards, Danny

Hi Leddy, How can a SA born player meet the criteria of being OK to play for England, he's an AFRICAN for fcuk sake, even if He is White he is still not an English born Person so has no real right to represent US in Any Way Shape of Form. It makes a mockery of your birth right to allow Foreign Players to be Nationalised in to another Culture and People just to "make up the numbers" instead of using our Home Grown Talent and it encourages Racism rather than helps to stop it. Why I don't even like people from out of the area calling themselves "Cockneys" its something you are Born in to, not something you Acquire, or use as a Fashion Accessory. Sorry mate but if you ain't one of US then you ain't one of US, Comprendo? Kind Regards, Cockney Dan the English Man

Great Whale Songs-By Free Willy

Yes Yes Yes, now come to order please, its not like Jahfin thinks you deserve to be Banned for some minor indiscretion like he did with me is it now Leddy. My younger brother was a keen Yes fan, as for Me? well I can take em or mostly leave em, not enough Emotion in their Music for Me, Prog Rock was always for the Upper Class Toffee Nosed Gits like my Brother round my way, Led Zeppelin were classed as being to much like Stolen Blues for them to be much interested, much like Sabbath and Purple, be I've always liked to buck the system and go for what I like over what is Fashionable or to be IN with a crowd for the sake of Friends. And my friends have to be in to Led Zeppelin or they can "ferkofski" or "Vamaroose" as they say. But I do like Yes and Prog Rock more now than I did Zen, if you get my drift? Kind Regards, Danny PS, Leddy? you PM box is full mate, or you have banned me from PMing you.

Talking about Nuns? I'll tell you a true story. While playing in the Final of the "National Nuns and Priests Friday Night Darts League" a Priest stands up to the oche to take what should be the final winning throws, he needs a score of 120. His first dart just misses double top (40) and he scores a 20, his second dart hits the treble 20 (60 so a total score of 80 leaving 40 to get) so he throws his final dart and its on its way to a winning double top when it hits the wire, it bounces out and nearly hits Mother Superior in the eye who jumps up so quickly that her head collides with the book shelf which breaks away on one side and sends toppling all the books and ornament and a large bronze bust of Jesus Christ on to the head of the Novice Sister Saint Unlucky. And the compare shouts out? wait for it, "One Nun dead and Eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Regards, Danny

Hi Leddy, Yes, well as I'm the only one with the balls to claim such a think I'll say in Print that "I BIGDAN threw that bottle" although it was one of many that were aimed at the Fat Ejut. Wasn't there the night before so I didn't know any of what you said, but yea Gillan is quite the ordinary man in real life, a couple of friends of mine had a few pints with him many years ago and all said he was a very nice guy. Blackmore on the other hand could start a fight with himself in his sleep, he fcuked up every band he was with, present one excepted, but then he is screwing the singer. Kind Regards, Danny

Jafhin, Fool, Kiwi, You can cut out the very amateurish psychology, I never said I didn't like or I hadn't heard Graceland's did I? nor will I ever admit to it openly, the ignominy would be too great. Kind Regards, Danny

PS, She has a weird taste in Music but I am willing to put the time in to change her perception of just what is Good Music, She now has an ipod with the entire Led Zeppelin Catalogue on it, let us now see how she appreciates Substance over Mush hey? Kind Regards, Danny

Paul Simon, Graceland's, for the wife you understand? Regards, Danny

Led By Zeppelin, Ashford Football Ground, 2009.

Knebworth 1985. Me too Leddy, do you remember all the bottle throwing? and that fat guy, what was his name? ah yes, Meat Loaf, with his broken leg in plaster, and as he tried to dodge MY bottle he fell Arse over Tit, twas my Greatest achievement to that date, bloody marvelous it was. Kind Regards, Danny

There's no fooling you Kiwi is there? If Misses BIGDAN were here right now she would laugh her roll on's off mate. Kind Regards, Danny

Where did you get that picture of Misses BIGDAN from? Only difference is that she doesn't own a gun, but she does have several knives and would find great pleasure in replacing the Moose's head we have above the fireplace with my "Credentials" if I ever upset her that badly. Kind Regards, Danny, PS, I never go out without a chaperon anymore, its safer that way.

All wight then Leddy Aussie jokes is it? Q. What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne? A. A waiter. Don't worry all my Aussie fiends, twill not last, I'm certain it was just a blip, Australia will be back at the crease in no time at all knocking England for six, over and over again, so "NO WORRIES HEY BRUCE" and good luck. Regards, Danny

My point exactly.

Hi Kiwi, Yes, the world could learn a lot from Mr Gandhi, especially the Extremists, he got more done through being non violent than a million suicide bombers, its a pity more people aren't like him hey? Kind Regards, Danny PS,

What's all the fascination with "Big Log"? Its just a Pile of Poo. Regards, Danny

Kevin Bloody Wilson. Do not watch if you are easily offended, be warned. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE9TVcBe6jI&feature=related

Skippy the bush Kangaroo.