The latest disproportionate reactions from Israel. Good job I didn't behave like that in my squatting days.

Tonight, in the oven as I write, is chunky breaded cod fillets (Tesco), crinkle fries (Tesco), and baked beans with tinned tomatoes (both Tesco); with ketchup (Tesco) and tartare sauce (Maille! - Tesco tartare sauce is terrible).

Haha, Thai wife eh? If she's anything like my friend's Thai wife, he was probably only pretending to like her food, to avoid being slugged round the back of the head with a heavy wok! I've tried quite a variety of Thai food, but I think it's overrated. But I wouldn't mind trying a Thai wife, lol...well, maybe not a wife...I heard they're fine while they're just a 'girlfriend experience'...but once they get their feet under the desk, they usually turn into a fucking living nightmare, lol. If you post a recipe of your favourite Thai meal, I'll give it a try. Promise!

Uncanny...yes, it was a Gressingham crown! Tesco doesn't seem to have its own range of duck products for some reason. Yes I like Chinese-style crispy duck too, but I'm not a big fan of Thai food - always seems like rabbit fod to me, lol - so I don't think I'd waste my duck in that muck. Although I'd be interested to know what recipe you had in mind? Your onion & pepper sauce sounds nice, I might try that. Thanks for your welcome, too! What a friendly place this is!

Sorry chillumpuffer, I missed that. Yes, they were . And I deep-fried them, too :bagoverhead:

Yes, I did. I'll have to watch that 'on demand' later, to see what I did wrong! But all I did was the usual: score the skin, season it, and then stick it skin-side down in a frying pan for about 3 or 4 mins until the skin was seared, to get rid of a load of fat. Same as you'd do with duck breasts. And thanks for the welcome!

Roast crown of duck, with two pork & apple sausages, 7 very crumbly roast potatoes, sweetcorn (sliced from fresh cobs), carrots & mangetout. The gravy was some roast chicken gravy concentrate, with extra chicken stock cubes, a bay leaf and two squeezed clementines. Went down a treat!

Yeah, Radiohead suck. I'd stick to Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen if I were you.

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That sounds exciting, zepguy. Can you provide a link, please? Based on your assessment of Coda, I'd like to make the following predictions about your choice of other artists' best albums: Rolling Stones: Dirty Work Van Halen: 3 Dylan: Live with Grateful Dead Yes: Tormato The Who: Face Dances Bowie: Never Let Me Down Sex Pistols: Great Rock & Roll Swindle Clash: Cut The Crap Deep Purple: House Of Blue Light Genesis: Abacab Hendrix: Live with Curtis Knight, 1965 Guns n Roses: The Spaghetti Incident ELP: Works 2...or maybe Love Beach? How am I driving?

I had to cook for myself last night because when I got home, my lazy-ass wife hadn't cooked anything. Busy day on Fakebook, darling? No problem! So, I had half a Matteson's enormous smoked sausage, lots of crinkle-cut fries, and a can of baked beans. It was ok, but it was ruined by her sitting there trying to grab my fries and begging for a bite on my enormous half-sausage, like a poorly-trained dog. She didn't get any.