I'm unhappy because my wife's had the flu since the day before xmas eve.
Obviously I'm unhappy for her, but mainly I'm unhappy for me, because I'm having to do all the cooking & washing up, plus waiting on her hand and foot, pandering to her every whim whenever she bangs on the bedroom floor with her broomstick.
Funny thing is, for someone who allegedly has the flu, she's had an incredibly voracious appetite these past two days. Funny, that.