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IpMan

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  1. You Sean are one lucky bastard
  2. For a minute there I thought you were talking about that stupid bit of drivel The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. The book you are referring to has more threads of reality than the other shite. The Fairie book is awesome!!!
  3. It was the 70's...no snow, no show. Or in Jimmy's case, no horse, no, well, you get the idea. But seriously, Robert was a massive coke freak on this tour, the only member even remotely semi-sober was Jones as he preferred his copious amounts of weed AFTER a gig, not before. As I have said earlier, Zeppelin in general were so fucked up on just about every pharmaceutical known to man in 77' that it became a rock and roll version of Fear and Loathing in LV. I am sure Jimmy had his own version of adrenal-gland in the good doctors bag.
  4. Pizzagate is a prime example of some guy (Alex Jones) likely thinking to himself, "hmmm, what is the absolute most stupid, absurd, moronic conspiracy I can come up with...oh, I know. I will talk about this on my show to prove to the courts and my ex-wife that I am simply a satirist that no one will take seriously so I can get visitation rights back. Damn, I am a genius!!!! Wait, what...some jackass actually went to the pizza parlor and did what? Oh FFS!!!!"
  5. Have to admit, that Tiger Beat comparison was pretty damn funny. Tiger Beat June 1975 edition: Win a dream date with either Robert Plant or David Cassidy...your choice cupcake! JUST IN!!! Jimmy Page hair care secrets...how to get volume AND supple curls. John Paul Jones special hugs and kisses issue...what makes the shy bassist a beast between the sheets? John "Bonzo" Bonham, tips on mustache grooming and mustache RIDES! Oh yes, I can see it now
  6. Welding? Hell no, everyone knows it was all tongue and groove
  7. Hey now, it says right in the video 7 facts that cannot be debunked so how could it be pure rubbish??? I expect some debunking with such a bold statement sir. All joking aside, what an absolute horrible moment in history. The worse part is we are still allies and give aid and unlimited support to the country which perpetrated and funded this crime, Saudi Arabia. Unbelievable!
  8. Without a doubt, several conspiracy theories have been proven correct however pretty much all of them people were leaking info from the start. From the Tuskegee Experiments, to MKULTRA, to COINTELPRO, to the FAKE MOON LANDINGS have been proven to be true (Ha, just checking to see if you are paying attention on that last one). The funny thing about the fake moon landing theory is either the US did not have the tech, has even more advanced tech and had been going to the moon, mars, saturn etc. in cooperation with aliens since the 1950's, or, my personal favorite, the Van Allen Radiation belts cannot be breeched and thus the Earth is in actuality a prison planet on quarantine. Now that I mention it, and in light to where we are sociologically as a species, that last one might be spot on. The theory I personally believe in is the Kennedy Assassination. I do not believe Oswald so much as shot at Kennedy but was merely a patsy who realized he was set up as soon as he found out Kennedy had been shot. I have no idea who did it but I believe it was at least a three man shooting team who pulled it off. That being said I still cannot discount the possibility Oswald did in fact act alone and pulled off one of the greatest assassinations in history with a piece of shit Italian WWI bolt-action rifle with faulty sights on a moving target. If that was truly the case then Guny Sgt. Hartman was right:
  9. How about you grow up or piss off. I did not attack anyone yet it is you who constantly attacks people simply because you do not agree with them. Nothing wrong with having a differing opinion but what is your problem that you insist on being abusive and condescending? Not enough attention as a child? If so, not our problem, take your shit attitude elsewhere.
  10. Do you have any idea how many people your average politician knows, interacts with, associates with? Case in point, John Wayne Gacy was photographed with Roslyn Carter in 1976. Does this make the Carters' accomplices in Gacy's serial murders? Was Gacy a pawn of the Carters in an attempt to get rid of potential republican voters? As I pointed out above, George Bush sr. was in Dallas the day of the Kennedy assassination, he was there for around 36 hours as he flew in about 24 hours before and flew out a few hours after the assassination. The CIA sealed and tried to hide this info. Taking all that into account does that mean Bush was part of a CIA assassination team that killed Kennedy? Um, no, it simply means Bush was in Dallas on behalf of the CIA during the assassination and nothing else. These people (politicians, political movers) know just about everybody, that is pretty much a politicians job. Politicians are the ultimate networkers, that's how they get elected in the first place. I know, I hate to be "that guy" but hard evidence matters. Would you want to be accused of a crime simply because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time? Would you feel that should be enough to convict you or would you demand hard, verifiable evidence of your guilt? I wonder which side of this you would be standing on if it were you being accused.
  11. It likely already is and they are thinking how absolutely batshit some people are. Vince Foster, or anyone for that matter, murdered by the Clintons? That is just stupid. Why not just claim George Bush sr. was the shooter on the Grassy Knoll in 63'? At least Bush WAS in Dallas on that fateful day (even though the Company to bury the evidence) in 63' and was a CIA operative at the time. FWIW I do not believe Bush killed Kennedy and it was just a coincidence he was in Dallas on Nov 22nd, 1963. The point is, there is no evidence that the Clinton's murdered Foster but you still have these balloon-heads saying they did. I believe there is a conspiracy made up of conspiracy theorists trying to force their conspiracies on others as a form of self-gratification. Excuse me while I find my tinfoil hat.
  12. No worries, we all have those days. One time I was having a bad day when my boss called me into his office to give me some advice. He wanted me to deal with a particular person in a less than honest manner just to make them happy. As I was already pissed off I thought stating to my boss, "so, you want me to lie to them" was a good idea. You can only imagine how that turned out. Talk about losing ones shit, it was almost comical were it not for the fact my job lay in the balance. I calmed him down and apologized and all was good. He retired shortly after
  13. That June 22nd 1977 Achilles is INSANE! Everyone is bringing their A game and then some. Zeppelin obviously ate their Wheaties...Cocaine infused Wheaties.
  14. I don't believe I agree with that. I know three people who attended the Tempe concert in 77' and they were pretty pissed, as were most in attendance that night. Two of the people also saw them during the LA run and said they were amazing at the LA shows they saw, night and day to Tempe. So a certain contingent would be very happy just drooling over Roberts crotch or Jimmy's quaalude shuffle, but the majority wanted, and would recognize a good show from a bad one, even in the drug haze of 1977.
  15. So what, people voted for what they liked. Now if fans voted for best live act without even seeing them well, shame on them. However, those who did see them and enjoyed the show...good for them. The fact is, who cares and why? I think Taylor Swift sucks but if everyone else likes her and thinks she puts on a great show, what the hell do I know and most importantly, who cares.
  16. They should have used Barry White was Jesus, not because he was a better singer than Gillan, but because just imagine how pissed off Whitey would have been
  17. Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, & Lao Tzu: The Parallel Sayings
  18. Looking forward to this as well. However, to be nitpicky for the hell of it, Eichmann was not one of Hitler's lieutenants, he was one of Reinhard Heydrich's lieutenant's. Heydrich was one of Hitler's underlings and Eichmann reported to him. Eichmann was a logistical genius and were not for him the Final Solution would not have been so brutally efficient. May he rest in pieces. In my opinion he got off too easy.
  19. Step one after my death: Cremate my ass (actually, my whole carcass), and flush ashes down nearest toilet or whatever (I am dead, I don't care). Step Two: Have fun memorial service, party, get wacky, tab is on me (see step three). Step Three: Open my will and prepare to be disappointed.
  20. Sounds good to me, I am on it. Thank you Autumn.
  21. Discussed...Hmmm, I did not realize discussion among morons was considered part of the scientific method or factual accounting. I can discuss shit all day however without EVIDENCE and verifiable PROOF it means jack shit. Go figure the article does not reference any scholarly, accepted reports or investigations. I wonder why??? In other discussable news, Cryingbluerain has the crabs. How do I know this? Because I discussed it with three other guys and a manatee and they all agree.
  22. That means about as much as the paper I use to wipe my ass with. Show us the evidence this article claims to exist, this "imposing" body of evidence surely must be available so, lets see it. In other news, there is an imposing body of evidence to suggest I am the worlds greatest lover, the absolute best with the most amazing member to boot. Also, I have visited the moon, Venus, and Mars as part of a super-secret deep state space program coordinated with aliens from Tau Ceti Alpha. Oh, I almost forgot... I am Buckethead too. Rock On BITCHES!!!
  23. The other issue is Trump & Co. have banned all Canadians who have invested in legal weed business from entering the US on a permanent basis. They are also moving to deport any non-citizen, resident aliens from the US who do the same and are making overtures to revoke the citizenship and deport any legal immigrants who invest, work, or engage with weed in any way. Talk about the death of democracy.
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