Talking to yourself again? You're no piece of shit, mate. I'm just average, honestly, not much to me.

As do I, Kat. I was wondering why I felt so privileged, now I know.

I feel like I'm being set up, here. Should I be concerned?

The name's Ashley, and thanks, but compliments are usually a rare thing for me.

The only other Zeppelin forum I've ever been with is Planet Zeppelin, and that wasn't even under this name, lol. It was under the name Jolly Englishman. I'm not who you think I am, but that's ok!

Alright for some.

Douche!!

Thank ya. And finally me after drumming.

Ohhhh.... god, the ladies from LOST!! Michelle Rodriguez Yunjin Kim Emilie de Ravin Cynthia Watros Evangeline Lilly(DAYYYUUMM)

Pregnant?

Ok, tough guy! Nice patchy beard you have there by the way, too bad you can't grow a full one. See, my posts can be just as pathetic as yours, and have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand! So, you go own your bitches (if there are any) I'm sure women every where are lining up for your manliness. And this really is the last post you'll get from me, I've laughed enough now. Idiot.

You're a 38 year old man, get a grip. You think women want to be with someone who displays himself like this, aggressively? And so what if I have a girlfriend? Me and her are under the mutual agreement that we can both flirt freely because it is FUN. What are you doing? Having a go at people for it. So piss off next time you want someone to bully, I ain't taking your shit, and I ain't replying to your dumbass angry posts either.

Right, and I'm gonna get laid on the flip side on a message board, how? First of all; was I coming on to her? No. I was asking to be her friend. And since when is anyone your "bitch"? I'd love to see you kick my ass, too. I'd love it. But what would it be in aid of? Your jealousy? Your anger? I thought you were like a Buddhist, or Hinduist? If so, then you should calm down because you are being irrational.

Oh no, you foiled me. Not. I actually have a girlfriend, mate. Unlike you, who just straight up shows how easy you are for the lovely Kat, I'm sure she'll have fun with you. And she can decide whatever she wants, it's not up to you to decide who she should stay away from and who she shouldn't. I think you should excersize your opinions more wisely next time, it's not polite. Edit: Pleeease... Don't embarrass yourself further. You come here judging me for flirting with a girl? Jesus, what is this social control? The only thing I did wrong was take this thread off topic, like you just did with your wild accusational post. I apologise Kat for making such a big thing out of nothing, and I think Scratch should too. End of.

I'm drinking tea for one, and listening to Tea For One.

Good to know you wear your heart on your sleeve, otherwise touching it might have been quite a task! So, do I get a friendship bracelet now?

Rofl, big my arse.. I couldn't hang a wet painting off of that nose. And well, your intelligence hasn't gone unoticed, young lady, but obviously a friend request has - I'm lacking one, from you. Edit: You wanna see a big nose, check mine out!

Yea, your little nose and mouth give you away. It's ok though, didn't Aragorn like elven women? Nice, personal statement by the way. I can tell you're smart.

There, you see? I deserve your friendship. At least I'm not drooling over you like most guys here, I cant' say I find the "elf" look all that attractive, but it's something that may take getting used to.

I have already earnt it, I spelt 'Czechoslovakian' right.

Oh, I always thought it sounded rather like Robert. Thanks for the comfirmation, I knew SOMEONE said fuck, though.