Ah, I love chill out days. Jasper...cool. Yeah, I just sat around and did nothing really. haha. I went for a walk around a local lake during the break in the weather. It was good to get out off of my ass. My brother came along too which is great. Came back...watched TV....turned it off, then discussed how crap TV is these days, then turned it back on.

I know those restaurants. Great places. Yeah you enjoy your meal Bilbo. Don't forget to leave a tip. That's a money tip....not a tip as in a mess. So Pilot, has the weather been crap over your way today? How have you spent your Saturday?

I don't mind having a pleasant chat with her....so long as there isn't a frying pan in sight.

No worries Pilot. I will scratch the Mr part. Whatever you say sir. And thank you...mind if I add to the spit?

Now that is more like it Mr Pilot....you know how we Yorkshiremen like our drinks. Thank you kindly...I suppose you want me to drink this out back so I don't get beer on the nicely waxed floor.

Хорошо для того чтобы иметь некоторых красивейших русских девушок с нами. Я одиночный by the way. :D

:lol: Not quite that refreshing my friend. However, I am thinking of a drink that, not unlike milk, will leave a nice moustache for on-lookers to enjoy. Hint hint.

Yeah, Yorkshire's a language in its own right isn't it. Nah ows bart ya git ur arse back t boozer n pour me a bevvy!!

*Richard strolls through the door with a look of sheer dehydration on his face* "PILOT", he says, "I would like you pour me something English and refreshing!"

No...check out this amazing band called Nickel Creek. They are a great band but they take the mick out of themselves by playing Toxic here, really well I might add: Check out this too...a guy called Andy McKee covering Africa by Toto: Andy McKee - Africa

I think it says something like "Thank you very much for your note passing .... meet me on the playground after school". Busted. RedEyedRichard Я могу говорить на русском языке также ..... I think that's right.

Manders...you have come to my rescue. I'll take an Austrian Gosser! By far the best beer ever!! EVER!! I haven't had one on almost two years.... ....because they are in Austria!

Where the hell is Bilbo when I need him? He should be here pouring me a tall frosty beer. Dammit!!

ARRGGGHHH!! How do you say "Dammit!" in Russian? And what did you say....it better not be something nasty about me. haha!

Strip the Soul - Porcupine Tree

We can't have you two Russian speaking people passing notes during class...if something has to be said let us all hear it. :lol: Only joking. Great to have such a diverse community on here. And it annoys me that most foreigners can speak good English yet few English people can't speak anything but English. haha!

I'm awake that much anyway...I have insomnia. It is bloody 2am at the moment. I should really lie down and attempt to sleep. Now that I have got some alcohol down me I might actually be able to sleep.

Really, I am intruiged. I've just been listening to some Hendrix, and now that it has gone quiet I have realised how dizzy I actually am. haha! Thai iced coffee sounds great. Thanks Ninelives.

Yeah...good idea. A cup of tea sounds great thank you. I ain't married so I will have to take a frying pan to my own head. Wouldn't be the first time? Next thing you know I am shouting to myself: "GET OFF ME LADY...I AM A MARRIED MAN!!!"

Somebody to Love - Jefferson Airplane Live at Woodstock 1969. Great tune.

Yeah I guess so Alicia... I tell you what, I love this video: I would have loved to have been there.

Cheers mate... I hope this one is on you. I will buy next time, I think I flushed my wallet down the toilet. Well, that's my excuse anyway. I don't think Thai food will sit too well with me at 1:24am...so make it a small one tonight mate. haha!

I wondered how long it would be for Alicia to make a Janis Joplin thread. Well done....great idea. She was one fine lady.

Yeah...so long as they are made with 100% cotton!! .......oh you said "Thai" food... I thought you meant "tie" food....that stuff still hasn't worn off. Yeah sure, which street are we talking about? That's "just" across the street is a tad greater distance from where I am sat! haha!

I think the question is no longer "what are you drinking", but more like "what are you spilling?" :lol: And ninelives was right...that stuff does help me do some captioning. Ah, it seems we have attracted some substantial attention to our little establishment. We will have to extend into the chinese takeaway next door if we continue as we are.