It was about a guy who takes a "friend" into a wine cellar/catacomb and then chains him up. After that he builts a wall around him and leaves him there to die.
I don't know the next one.
Language part, we read Edgar Allan Poe's The Cask of Amontillado in English/Lit. and 5 people in my entire class understood it. So 1 out of every 20 people understood it.
My mom:
Rich Women
Misheard: She's got the money and I've got the runny.
Lyrics: She's got the money and I've got the honey.
She can understand all lyrics except his. She doesn't really like him. Well, she don't like him at all.