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DeepBlackZeppelin

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  1. I hate teenage boys, I hate them.

    There's this one kid on our bus from the begining who was already starting trouble. First he whistles on the bus very loudly and repeatedly, then he starts to say some mean things to one of my friends, then he starts spitting spitballs on the bus!! SPITBALLS, you know how disgusting that is??!!! If I were a Principle or his mom, I would send boys like him to Boot Camp, cause it seems like thats the only way to learn how to behave!

    :angry::angry::angry:

    The funny thing is you would think older guys in college are more mature, but.....it's not too true. But luckily for you, there are less of them as they get older and you get older.

  2. Falling for a complete asshoe who makes you feel like crap, just for existing, and seemed to be kind and caring at....first and then begins to think you only have a [censored] and not human emotions and still feeling like crap, even though you know he's an utter idiot and you want to leave it at that.

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    at least, I recognized it before it was too late unlike last time. I definitely don't mind giving the stereotypical "nice guy" a chance, I don't know why they get such a bad rep.

  3. In theory it sounds nice, but the biggest reason I believe it remains to be illegal is not because of stereotypes, but because it threatens the plastics, paper, and various chemical corporations. A lot of companies banded together to prevent the heavy competition from hemp growers.

    Yeah, and it'll be better for the environment. I'd rather have hemp being used for making these products than toxic crap that is barely recycled.

    [not to be a tree-hugger, but hemp is a much better counterpart to these industries]

  4. rabia, they will fade with time. They don't always go all the way away and I know that isn't what you want to hear. It's like stretch marks, they fade but they will never completely disappear.

    Ok thanks for telling me, I heard Vitamin E helps a bit, many times but I have no proof

    I hate that too, Rabia.

    I only break out on my chin, and only during that special week. By the time I look normal again, they start up again, dangit!

    Oh yes, I wish it'd stay in the puberty years and not come back after that :slapface:

  5. On the subject of acne, please tell me these post-acne marks will go away....eventually.

    You know those red dots that appear on the skin after a pimple is gone.

    I swear I don't pick at my pimples. I don't really have an acne problem any more either, it's just the marks afterwards.

    And Tony, I agree with slave to zep and mandy

  6. Clinique makes a great line of skin care products. Face washes, toners, astringents, make-up removers, moisturizers.....the whole nine yards. My sister has VERY sensitive skin and uses them religiously and one time while were road-tripping, I had no choice but to use her products as I'd left mine at home.

    I have used Clinique's products ever since.

    Cool, my mom manufactures Clinique products.

    As for acne, well the thing is if you continue using the medicated creams, like every day, it does get immune to it a little bit. But if you use it for the occasional pimple that pops out once in a while, it works great for that.

    I also send positive wishes your way, TonyIommi

  7. Some great additions here,

    I have one

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    George W. Bush was invited over, on an assignment, with the Queen of England.

    She made him come to a royal dinner one evening and she shared some knowledge with him.

    "You know what I do to test the quick wit and intelligence of my cabinet?" The Queen asks, "I ask them riddles when they least expect it. Allow me to show you."

    The Queen of England looks to Tony Blair and asks him, "Your mother and your father just had a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I know that one, it's me, it's me!" Tony Blair eagerly replies

    George W. Bush thought it'd be a great idea to try back in the States.

    Upon his return, he told his advisor the joke. The advisor didn't understand the joke, so he was commanded by George Bush to find the answer.

    He faxed all of the White House, he faxed every member in Congress. He even went to the Supreme Court. He went to each bureaucracy. He even asked each member of these organizations individually. He still couldn't find the answer.

    The last person he asked was Secretary of State, Colin Powell.

    Colin Powell regarded, "You stupid b*st*rds, the answer is me. IT'S ME!"

    The advisor rushed back to George Bush and excitedly stated, "Mr. President, we finally know the answer. The answer is Secretary of State, Colin Powell"

    "No it's not," George W. Bush replied incredulously, "The answer is Tony Blair, you dumb f*cks!"

  8. One more for the night, Penny

    Read with caution, sensitive ones, another bitty dirty joke

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    A butler was serving three newlywed couples at a hotel.

    The first man was marrying a nurse. The butler thought, "what a lucky guy, nurses are hot to trot"

    The second man was marrying a telephone operator. The butler thought, "another lucky guy, telephone operators can definitely keep it going all night with that sexy voice they have"

    The third man was marrying a teacher. The butler thought, "Ouch, teachers can be cute, but they can be bossy and frigid."

    The next morning, when he returned to the hotel, the butler was sure the man marrying the teacher would call up for breakfast first.

    At 8AM, he was proved wrong as the man marrying the nurse called up for breakfast first.

    Surprised, he brought up the breakfast as he noticed that the man's hair was neatly trimmed and he wore freshly ironed clothes.

    "What, I thought you guys would be going at it all night, knowing she's a nurse and all," the butler inquired

    "Let me tell you something: don't marry a nurse. All she was saying was 'This is too unsanitary, that is too unsanitary'

    The butler, still in disbelief, returned to his counter and was very sure that the man marrying the teacher would call up for breakfast soon.

    At 9AM, he was wrong again as the man marrying the telephone operator called up for breakfast.

    He was in more disbelief as he went to deliver him breakfast. He was more shocked as he saw that the man's hair was neatly combed and he wore freshly ironed clothes.

    "What, what's happening here. She didn't keep you up all night with that sexy voice of hers," the butler inquired again.

    "Let me tell you something: don't be deceived by a sexy voice. All she was saying last night was 'your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'

    The butler tried to shake off his disbelief as he waited for the teacher's husband to call for breakfast

    Finally, at 4PM, the teacher's husband called for breakfast.

    The butler tried to ignore his surprised expression as he opened the door and saw the man with disheveled hair, boxers on, and scratches on his chest

    "What happened to you? Did she attack you?" the butler asked, worried

    For a moment, the man has a content smirk on his face as he slowly replied, "Let me tell you something, if you want to marry anyone, marry a teacher. All night, she said, 'We're going to keep on doing this over and over, until we get it right'

  9. I guess I'll revive this thread after a month

    I need a good laugh, and I hope anyone here does too

    This might be a bit dirty

    A woman wanted to take her husband to a stripper club for his birthday, thinking it'd be extra special. He agreed right away.

    When they got to the door, the bouncer said, "Hey Billy, great to see you again!"

    The wife was puzzled, but the husband assured her that the bouncer only knew him because he is a security guard at his office

    When they got inside the stripper club, the waitress said, "Hey Billy, I'll get the glass filled with ice right away for you"

    The wife grew more suspicious, but the husband tried to calm her by saying, "Hey, that woman serves open bar at the office......I guess she has a second job"

    The wife wants to cool down her tendencies as she wants her husband to enjoy his gift.

    The stripper sits on the table, looking at him, and says, "So Billy, I guess it'll be the usual."

    Right at that moment, the wife yanked her husband by the ear into the taxicab. She swore up a storm as she kept slapping him.

    The taxi driver said, "Jesus, Billy, you picked up a real b*tch tonight, didn't you"

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    A young college sophomore asks the pharmacist for a condom.

    "I'm going over to my girlfriend's tonight"

    The pharmacist hands him the condom

    "Oh and hand me another one, her sister might be lonely afterwards"

    The pharmacist does so

    "Give me a third one, who knows, her mom might be bored the next morning when the girls have to go."

    The pharmacist listens to him once more

    The man eats dinner at his girlfriend's house as his girlfriend is sitting left to him and her sister is sitting right to him. Their mother is sitting right across him. He has a smug, content look on his face, up until her father walks in.

    As soon as the father walks in, he ducks his head down, as if he was solemnly praying and continues to do so for a while.

    "I didn't know you were so religious," his girlfriend said

    "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist," he replies

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    I love the little Johnny jokes, Dzdloc, but I'll post a clean one, to start, in case this post is already filthy enough.

    Little Johnny's Sunday school teacher asked the children where Jesus lives.

    The children said, "in our hearts"

    "That's beautiful," she replies, "Amen"

    "Really? I thought he lived in my bathroom," Johnny inquired

    "Now, why would you say that?" the teacher wondered

    "Well because every morning, my dad wakes up, pounds on the bathroom door, and yells, 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!'

  10. Not to make excuses, because I know better than anyone that is cycle of self-destruction I've gotten myself into has continued--interrupted only temporarily by brief moments of self-restraint-- for the better part of the last three years. It's just very hard for me to make the leap to committing to a therapist because I've been burned by one before. It's a long story, but the therapist I saw for the better part of a year was the mother of one of my high school classmates and although the immediate effects of my condition weren't exactly hidden from everyone else, I found out this therapist told her daughter about our sessions and she went and told everyone else.. teachers included.. it was a very humiliating experience. Add to this an experience I had last year with an ex-roommate (mothers got involved, I had to take a drug test/be psychologically evaluated by the housing board) and I hate opening up to people about my condition for fear of being judged and/or exposed against my will.. like it would make good gossip fodder for some individuals that would get wind of it. I know ultimately it's my duty to myself--namely my sanity and happiness-- that requires me to take a proactive approach to getting help. It's the process of getting the ball moving that I find so hard.

    But, as I've been telling myself for a very, very long time during this arduous stop-go-stop-go process.. you can keep telling yourself "tomorrow will be different.. tommorow I will change..." but ultimately, tomorrow never comes.. it has to be today.

    That is very harsh to experience. Unfortunately, if you know a person that knows this person and then knows this person, it gets caught up in the networks.

    So, I know trying counseling can be a scary thought. But, if you don't know the person firsthand, they can't judge you and they can't tell it to someone that can damage your reputation.

    There's no jumble up in the networks of personal relationships.

    Just be a bit reserved at this, and you can voice this particular concern.

    Then as you trust the counselor, you can unveil more information

  11. I don't know what the laws are in your state but that sounds like some sort of ethics violation there. If they were licensed they could put their career in jeopardy for releasing this confidential information IMO. :unsure:

    You're right

  12. Well, today has been a bad day, too.

    Ever feel like you just need to sob--I mean REALLY sob-- and you can't? Not for lack of trying, believe me.. but everything has just become so numbed that you just can't bring all the dark emotions floating deep within you to the surface?

    I am very sorry that you have to feel like this. But I'm pretty sure you're not alone. If your condition has been identified, then obviously other people know exactly what you've been through. I hope you, at least, attempted to find resources. I don't want you feeling this way constantly, I really don't.

    Hi all,

    That is a step.Now,can forgive yourself?

    You, don't have to tell any one but,... you.

    KB(ye-who!)

    Thank you very much .

    It's been arduously difficult in forgiving myself. But, I know it's needed it. It's just going to take some time with my therapist.

  13. Don't worry about it. I think most people go through bouts of self loathing. I know i have.

    That's a very ignorant thing to say on your behalf

    I should we all should just brush off our problems now, no matter how serious they are.

    She's trying to address her serious problem, and your comment made it seems as if it was just a trivial boo-boo.

  14. Hi all,

    "If, we can not in ourselves be content,how can we expect others?"

    DBZ,(if I may),doing is not sacrificing .One is free will,the other is guilt.Big difference.

    Again,any who,who wants to talk,...... :)

    KB

    It's not as easy as following a proverb. Going through all these experiences I went through, my perception on helping myself vs helping others is thrown out of whack. Maybe I do need to make myself happy first, but I don't ever fully realize it.

    And I guess I sacrifice my happiness for my family members because I was brought up to feel guilty. I guess I'm saying I'm sacrificing my personal happiness by not living life like most teenagers do[dating and all that] even though I want to. I dedicate time to helping my family even if I feel as it's too much dedication. Sometimes, they can help themselves.

    Also, everyone except for my father, thinks I'm guilty for being sexually assaulted as a little child. You see, I feel guilty about something I shouldn't. If I told anyone, I'd bring a bad reputation to the family. It was all a hype though because I did get external help. But from the time I was 12 to when I was 17, I guess I did sacrifice so much out of..... "guilt"

    I appreciate you trying to help, I really do, it's just that it's never been an easy ride at all.

    Every night, I've been getting nightmares about being brutally raped, because somehow I feel as if I deserve it because the first perpetrator was able to escape.

    But, I will help myself. Following a proverb just doesn't register with me at the moment.

  15. Thank you all for being so receptive and open about mental illness, whatever it may be. I think those of us afflicted with issues such as these feel a certain sense of compunction because mental illness is so stigmatized in society. It's difficult for me since the cycle of my addiction is ingrained in several generations of my family--family members who are still functioning 'addicts' and in a sense enablers of this disease-- and working on these issues means facing a reality not everyone in my family wants to face.. it's a big elephant in the corner of the room for many of us and I fear that tackling it personally might cause me to alienate some of the people in my life I love dearly.. it's a delicate balance between my sanity and the love I have for my family. Slippery slope.

    Trust me, I also focus so much on my family. I sacrifice a lot for them.

    But sometimes, strategically planning ways to cause the least offense to our family, we need to focus on ourselves and make ourselves feel better :console:

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