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yahyoubetcha

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  1. (Oh Yeah - Beck playin' the Beatles) She's a Dancer - Crack the Sky
  2. Oh Woman, Oh Why - Paul McCartney
  3. Funniest thing was, the guitar player was trying to be a Ritchie look alike!
  4. Woman from Tokyo - Deep Purlpe
  5. Give Myself to You - Crack the Sky
  6. Not stopped quickly enough!! I saw them in Oakville, near Toronto, at the "Deep Purple Picnic", an outdoor, camping, festival thing. Terrible really, but a good weekend of drunkeness.
  7. Alone Again ... Naturally - Gilbert O'Sullivan
  8. Brian's mother: What star sign is he? Wise Man #2: Capricorn. Brian's mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like? Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah. Wise Man #1: King of the Jews. Brian's mother: And that's Capricorn, is it? Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him. Brian's mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
  9. [Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch] King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments. Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five. Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three.
  10. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
  11. Are you kidding? I've already copied the four Yorkshiremen and emailed it to everyone I figure will find it funny. I don't know where you're finding this, but keep it coming!
  12. And so did Pink Floyd. Interesting.
  13. No, I wasn't on the old one, I just joined this one a couple days ago. I'm not much for this type of thing and I'm still suprised that there are so many like minded people out there. I know, born in a cave.
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