Subject: 5 surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the
best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Houston , says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order'.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up
when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.