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    What Made You Un-Happy Today ?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    My mom hadme light the grill tonight and I singed off part of my hair. I am so mad about it. My hair is like my favourite thing about myself. Not to be conceited but I just always loved my hair. It probably took off like an inch by the time I cut off the burnt parts. I'm glad it's curly because you can't really tell too much it just smells bad.

    Get one of these, no lighter fluid just a crumpeld piece of new paper under the botom and fill the top with charcoal and you get ready to use BBQ in minutes :D

    http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?...uct_id=10879201

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    I had the privilege of meeting her several weeks back while down the bayou in Houma,LA

    I was at a seafood stand purchasing some fresh cracklins', a very nice lady! :D

    A related story in the local media.

    <H1 class=Headline>TV's Elly May Clampett Is Happy At Home In La.

    STACEY PLAISANCE, Associated Press Writer</H1>POSTED: 5:51 am CDT August 6, 2009

    UPDATED: 5:52 am CDT August 6, 2009

    http://www.wdsu.com/entertainment/20301102/detail.html

    Make me laugh!

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Southern Ladies

    Southern women know their summer weather report:

    Humidity

    Humidity

    Humidity

    Southern women know their vacation spots:

    The beach

    The rivuh

    The crick

    Southern women know everybody's first name:

    Honey

    Darlin'

    Shugah

    Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

    Fried Green Tomatoes

    Driving Miss Daisy

    Steel Magnolias

    Gone With The Wind

    Southern women know their religions:

    Baptist

    Methodist

    Football

    Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

    Chawl'stn

    S'vanah

    Foat Wuth

    N'awlins

    Addlanna

    Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

    Men in uniform

    Men in tuxedos

    Rhett Butler

    Southern girls know their prime real estate:

    The Mall

    The Country Club

    The Beauty Salon

    Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

    Having bad hair and nails

    Having bad manners

    Cooking bad food

    More Suthen-ism's:

    Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them,

    you "PITCH" them.

    _____

    Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc.., make up "a mess."

    _____

    Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."

    _____

    Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in:

    "Going to town, be back directly ."

    _____

    Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.

    _____

    All Southerners know exactly when

    "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

    _____

    Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.

    If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!

    _____

    Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and

    "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20

    _____

    Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash...

    _____

    No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

    _____

    A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

    _____

    Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!

    _____

    Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

    _____

    In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.

    _____

    Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

    _____

    Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

    _____

    When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!

    _____

    Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

    _____

    And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.

    You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way.

    _____

    To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

    _____

    And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!

    _____

    And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."

    Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

    Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.

    Outstandin' :D:thumbsup: Dawlin'

    FOR WOMEN ONLY

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Hope I'm not interrupting but I just wanted to say that I feel for you ladies when health problems arise as you have all the other every day issues.

    When I'm in the clinic getting my treatments I'm always thinking of the women old and young that are going through the same thing and having to deal with all the other things besides the chemo side effects.

    I try to keep a positive attitude and bring a smile to the others around me and it really makes me feel good as well.

    So good health to you all and keep a positive attitude.

    Charlie. :)

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    I hope you get great news! I did have coffee on the deck this morning and was beautiful weather and scenery:-)

    Thinking of you...

    :blush:

    I was able to recieve my treatment today, just 5 more woo hoo! :)

    Thanks to everyone for the good words. And have a cup of java for me. :coffee:

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Good morning fellow led heads and what a beautiful morning it is here in the western hemisphere.

    Just sitting in the doctors office waiting for my lab work to see if my platelets are up enough that I can procede with my treatments.

    Don't waste your day get out and do something or at least sit out on your porch or patio and enjoy a nice cup of Joe or tea. :D

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    i had to see a cardiologist about a heart condition that i seem to have aquired. it turns out that it is not a life threatening condition and i just have to learn to live with it. i don't have to take any medication for it. :cheer:

    Hope you feel better :console: and everything will work out i'm sure! :)

    What Made You Un-Happy Today ?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Ouch, I'm sorry :( I learned today that another couple we know has separated; not very many of our married friends are married anymore unfortunately :(

    Yes we make poor decisions in the beginning and the clock starts right away :(

    I really believe that what makes a relationship last is not what we both like but what we dislike, if you can't get along with our dislikes then what you like is pointless.

    What Made You Un-Happy Today ?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Found out yesterday that my mother in law has ovarian cancer. She goes for a consult at the cancer clinic on Tues.

    Sorry to hear that buddy, I'll have to reciprocate some of those good vibes thrown my way.

    The medical advancements we have today are giving people much more hope as well as a much better cure rate.

    If they can remove most of it surgically then the treatments are much more successful.

    I'll be starting back with my treatments on the 4th.

    I wish the best for you and yours ally. :)

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Hey Dzloc, I'm glad to hear you're feeling ok. Is that injection for boosting the immune system an option for you? (my friend had to get it for the same reason as yours. I forget the name of it... isn't cheap and she had to get her insurance to approve it, but her count went from .5 to 13!) I hear that the drop in platelets is quite a normal part of the chemo rounds so hopefully it hasn't gotten you down. Keep up the good spirits! :beer::cheer:

    I get an injection after every treatment to promote blood cell reproduction but I didn't get a treatment this time, it'll be after another week.They performed a ct scan while I was in the hospital and it came back normal. :)

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Hope you are feeling well and strong through this.

    I'm feeling well now, after my 6th treatment I had to be re-admitted for dehydration again :( But I get a 2 week break because my platelets were low.

    It's given me some free time to take care of some business. :)

    Thanks for asking.

    What Made You Happy today?

    in Ramble On

    Posted

    Sorry for the double post but I just recieved an email notification that the photo of me on my motorcycle has been selected to appear on the cover of the 2010 Harley Davidson parts catalog in a mosaic along with hundreds of other Harley Brothers and sisters. :cheer::cheer::cheer:

    I'm in the center photo with the silver helmet and the silver and black sportster 100th anniversary 2003 edition.

    2010 Harley Catalog

    They seem to be performing maintenance on the site so the link is not working properly :(

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