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  1. Yeah, I set my own rules. And they were broken straight away. What's your point? That's okay, I'll do likewise with other people's threads. Consider this one derailed and finished.
  2. Haha. That is funny that you should mention that. I learnt one very valuable lesson at my last hospital that I worked, and this is advice for anyone working at any decent size hospital: "Do not talk about someone to someone else". Why? Because you would not believe how many people are married/living with each other, or going out with each other. Eg, you might be a nurse and then say to another nurse how this particularly ward orderly is lazy and rude. Then as the nurse you're speaking to gives the look of death, you realise that she is married to that particular rude and lazy ward orderly. I nearly got caught out a few times, about to say something negative about someone else, then found out that the person whom I was about to speak to was going out or married to that person. You'd be amazed to find out that this doctor is married to that nurse, or some ward orderly is married to some other nurse, or the radiographer is married to a receptionist, etc. So yeah, don't ever speak about someone in a hospital unless you are 100% certain they are not involved with the person you're speaking to. Big mistake.
  3. First off, let me say that I'm really pissed off at the rudeness that has been displayed on this thread. People bickering, arguing, slandering, posting in response to other people bickering, slandering and arguing. I didn't create this thread for that reason, it's been totally derailed from the beginning and has only now just recently gotten back on track. I don't know why any mod didn't step in to stop it. Continuing back on track. I absolutely love that signature particularly. Very creative and cool looking, one of the best ones I've seen. That avatar also looks fantastic but as it's small, to me it looks cramped and fussy. I personally think that as avatars are a small pixel size, they look best with simple, large graphics, but that's just me.
  4. Hi everyone. I've just spent a bit of time re-doing my signature. Comment on what you like/dislike about the avatar and signature of each last poster, ie, the poster above your post. If you don't like something, please keep comments diplomatic so no one is offended. Don't just say, "ledsabbath, that picture of a person hi fiving a cat is pretty fucked up". Even if you think it is. Also, I'll make this rule: that you can post more than once. So that you can read the opinions of your avatar/signature from different posters. The only thing you can't do is comment on the same poster's avatar/signature more than once. So for eg, if there are 9 posts total in this thread, I can post again and comment on the 9th poster, making my post the 10th post. However, if say a poster called ABC posts on my avatar/signature, and if I post again later in the thread, then ABC can't post commenting on my own avatar/signature for a second time. ABC can post again but he has to comment on someone elses. Also, I notice that some posters around here have no avatar and signature. That's okay, you can still post and comment on the poster above you. It just means that the next poster will comment not on you, but on the last poster that has at least an avatar or signature. This way no one is excluded from posting and commenting on someone else. For eg, this post of mine is the first post. Let's say the next poster is ABC and he/she has no avatar and no signature. He/she can post and comment on mine. The next poster then comments not on ABC, as there is nothing to comment on, but mine. Clear as mud? Go.
  5. Hahahaha. Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
  6. Haha. This is what you would look like if you did start wearing the cute nurses outfit: Go on. You know you want to.
  7. Yeah, following on from that. Okay, here I go. Tonight I did a number 2. A couple of really big ones. I eat plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables and drink plenty of water, so I don't know. Anyhoo for some unknown reason, the damn things refuse to flush, despite several attempts to do so. So usually what I do is fill a 10L bucket with water, hold it high above my head and use the higher water pressure generated to clear the stubborn turd/s. It usually works first or second go. But tonight it was to no avail. And I was getting really frustrated. The only other option is to break it up with a stick or brush and that kind of grosses me out. My wife sees me all shitty, pardon the pun and asks, "what's the matter?" I tell her and she gives me a look of death that the grim reaper would be proud of. Then she says, "I'll try another shape of bucket". So she fills a wide diameter laundry bucket only about halfway, and holds it to waist level and pours all the water in quickly. And presto! Like magic, no more turds. I was happy. She says, "you need to eat more fibre", then she realised that the problem was that the turds were just too big and many, and she recants, "on second thought, you need to eat less fibre". Hahaha. What a wife I have! She not only puts up with my shit, she takes it away too!! Want another laugh, just in case that one repulsed you more than anything else? This is the funniest cat video I have ever seen. Turn you computer speakers right up for this one. Please be assured, the man in the video is only tickling this cat. Right at the very end, you hear it purr, so it is not distressed: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8w_brYBy4
  8. The whole thing is one big fucking scam, where the governments and big oil companies are winners, and the rest of us are the big losers. Everytime there is some international event, it seems that oil prices go up. Every war, every military coup, some natural disaster here, some recession there, someone farted loudly in France, someone barfed in Romania etc. Many many years ago here in Australia, I clearly remember before the very first gulf war, that petrol was about 50c a litre. Then came the war and it quickly shot up to about 70-80c a litre. And it never went down. And this is what pisses me off, 2 things. Firstly, whenever fuel prices go up, well here in Australia, they never go back down again. Secondly, and this really pisses me off, that fuel prices bear no resemblance to world oil prices. How the hell does that work? After the first gulf war, world oil prices to well below a 20 year low. And yet that 20c a litre increase remained, despite the record low world oil crude price. And that always seems to be happening. World oil prices are dramatically fluctuating and yet fuel prices remain constant-on the increase. Governments and oil companies are needlessy profiteering. When the fuel goes up say 10c a litre, there is no incentive to bring it down again. The whole thing is a disgrace. I think electric vehicles are the way of the future, but of course, car companies hate that. Very few parts and service in an electric motor. The whole thing is corrupt from beginning to end.
  9. I like this. Just a simple video featuring still shots of Iommi and Page, and some of their cool guitar licks. Comparison of styles between both players. Enjoy: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2mw2krJ_yqY
  10. Yeah, but is your wife a nurse? Well, mine is. And I tell you, I thought having a nurse for a wife was going to be the best. I thought when I was sick, my wife would dress up in a sexy hot nurse uniform with open blouse, white stockings, that cute little hat with the big red cross etc. And come up to me and say "there there", patting my forehead, offering me words of comfort and reassurance. You know. Something like this: The ironic thing is that my wife would actually look quite like this if she did dress up in a sexy nurse outfit. Ha!!! One time I was sick, I was freezing cold, all rugged up in bed. My wife the prison matron takes my temperature and tells me "you have a fever". And so the logical thing to do when you are freezing in bed is to strip all the covers off, to "cool me down". I had to fight tooth and nail not to have a cold shower. I'd be better off being looked after by nuns with big rulers.
  11. She showed me this video, something "especially for me" as she put it. All because I went into the emergency department one night as my big toe was really hurting. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=z36NMeJISLo
  12. What made my happy today? Well, after I finished my dinner, I sat down on the couch and had the tv on. I was flicking through channels, but I had it on mute, as I had the stereo playing-Iron Maiden, "The Number of the Beast" album. I had the music turned up loud, and then as I was flicking through the channels, ( I have pay tv), one of them was this Christian channel. And a large church band was playing. It was a crackup, this loud Iron Maiden blaring from my speakers, in sync with this church band playing, with electric guitars, drums etc. And all the people raising their hands, I imagined them saying, "We woship you Bruce". Hahaha. Yeah, simple pleasure.
  13. Kate Beckinsale: Yeah, I like Kate Beckinsale. Hehe.
  14. Well, today I returned my parents cat, "Moo" that I had been looking after for about 6 mths, since it was a kitten. Long story, but dad brought it home, mum freaked out, and it's taken about that long for her to get used to the idea of having a pet around the house. I was a bit saddened to take him back as I've gotten so attached to him. But I was happy today because he settled in really well, even curling up in my mums lap at night. I know he'll be well looked after and I can still see him regularly, so I was happy. Btw, I called him "Moo" because he looks like a little cow. Big ears, long dangly legs, white with big black rounded blotches all over him and long black tail.
  15. What, smoking 24 packets of cigarettes each day, going on wild eating, drinking and orgying partying sprees, looting, pillaging, running around town in exotic cars in period costumes, blowing shit up with tanks, rocket launchers etc? Yeah, typical day for me. Live life to the full I do. Haha. I gotta say, you are one foxy looking lady. There, I said it!
  16. That cracked me up like big time. Thanks for the hysterics.
  17. Ummm..........yeah! How the Hell did I get that wrong? I think I looked up a few profiles and confused you with some dude who was 15. Gosh, you're an older fart than me. Hehe.
  18. Haha, yeah that's true. But being realistic, I'd have my wife and I drive around in costume in the Rolls, stopping for brunch and lunch at superb restaurants. Then an extravagant party on a boat at night. I suppose there's no way I'm going to have a cinema to myself with sexy ladies offering me stuff during intermission. And no way I'm going to have wild cats roaming my party on a yacht. And what was I thinking about tanks and anti aircraft guns and blowing shit up? Fun, but let's be real, that's never going to happen. But one can wish.
  19. Hey, good answer. I am nearly 3 times your age, and have become bitter and hardened with religion and especially Christianity. I honestly hope that doesn't happen to you like it has to me. You seem to be a genuine person, so I wish you well in your journey of faith. And remember: Zeppelin and Sabbath rule!!
  20. This one is a tough one for me, and to be honest, I can see both sides of the argument. I've been raised in a fundamentalist Christian environment all my life, that actually become more fundamentalist as time went on. And to be fair to alwizard03, he did also say that believing in God gives you the hope of Heaven, and a better life here and now. But also, as someone who hasn't stepped foot in a church for years now, I can see the point of Gainsbarre. All I can say is that to me, there are two types of Christians. Those motivated by the love of God, and those motivated by the fear of Hell. And both can be pushy, obnoxious, loveless, etc. I'll admit freely I'm in a no mans land when it comes to my belief in Christianity. I've had so many bad experiences, so my perspective is clouded. But Gainsbarre, I totally understand why you're put off. It just doesn't sound right when someone says "believe in what I say or burn in Hell". Like some sort of threat. I understand that the message of Jesus contains both the promise of Heaven and the warning of Hell. Maybe because we don't see enough love and compassion indicative of Heaven is why we take offense at the prospect of Hell. I don't know anymore. So I understand you well Gainsbarre. And to you alwizard03, let me also tell you this. You come here and put this post up on God, which is all well and good. I looked at your profile, and you like of course Zeppelin, plus my favourite band, Sabbath and other bands like The Who. Just remember. The vast majority of conservative fundamentalist Christians would say that you are not a proper Christian because you listen to this type of music. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but I have to tell you that. I should know. Been there, done that.
  21. These are my 3 favourite 70's albums, excluding Zeppelin:
  22. Well, I think almost everyone here has posted what they would "like to do". There's a big difference between what you would actually do and what you would like to do. What I would actually do: I'd imagine having the most lavish meal with closest friends and family. Beef, chicken, pork, lamb, seafood, beer, wine etc. Then simply the rest of my day with my wife, if you know what I mean. What I would like to do: Hmmm.......let's see. I'd like to go nuts. Firstly, the night before, plenty of sleep for a big day ahead. Next and final day, rent a Rolls Royce for the day, cruising along with my wife and a couple of close friends. Drive around, park on a beach, eat in the backseat with the fold down picnic tables. Oh yeah, and we're all in medieval costumes, like Henry the 8th. That'd be cool. Good excuse to wear tights. Haha. Go to a cinema that has been reserved just for my wife and I and friends. Ooh yeah, and there would be an old fashioned intermission. I remember intermissions when I was a kid. And during the intermission, a sexy woman comes up to us and offers us food, drinks, and a selection of prestige watches. So I could choose a Rolex or Jaeger Le Coultre or something during the intermission. I'd love that. Then at night, party like it's 1999 at night in some exotic yacht that is sailing. Fantastic food and drink goes withoug saying. I'd be setting off fireworks and everyone would be in fancy dress. Oh yeah, there would be trained and supervised wild cats roaming the yacht. I'd love that. You know, pat a tiger, scratch under the chin of a cheetah. That kind of thing. Then, the yacht comes back and moors at a dock. We go back into a mansion that is on the beach. And there is out to sea, a stack of old, decrepid boats and yachts. And on the beach, there is a selection of weapons, a German Leopard tank, rocket launcher etc. And we drive around in the tank, and operate the rocket launchers etc, blowing shit up, including the boats out at sea. Ooh, and the old boats are filled to the brim with drums of fuel. And we'd be cruising along the beach in the Leopard tank, driving over the top and crushing cars. That'd be fun. Flame throwers. I'd love to operate a flame thrower and set a yacht alight. Maybe burn the mansion down. And the finale. Remote control planes that we can shoot out of the sky with anti aircraft guns on the beach. We'd recreate the battle of Britain, and have planes with British and German insignias. Fun. And heaps of hot air balloons that are let off, filled with drums of fuel in the basket. I think anti aircraft weapons would be the most favourite of all. Let the good times roll. That would be soooo.....cool. Don't you think?
  23. Mrs Ledsabbath here! Thank you for chatting with ledsabbath while I was away, he really appreciated the company, even if it was an ocean away. xox Claire

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