Every Sunday, a man goes to Church, a not-so-humble Catholic Cathedral. Every day, he sees this woman, this absolutely beautiful woman. He doesn't know how to talk to her, but he is sure that he loves her. But, there's a catch, she has no legs, and is bound to a wheelchair. This doesn't bother him, it is true love he has for this girl.
One day after mass, he asks if he can walk her home. She says yes.
About half to her home, the woman asks the man to stop. She leans over to the man and says, "fuck me."
Being the absolute gentleman he is, he asks "um, how?"
"Just hang me up over there on that fence by my clothes and fuck me."
And, like a gentleman, he does as he is told.
After finishing on the fence, they continue to her home. The two arrive at her door, but the girl's father answers the door. A large, bald man with many tattoos.
His face becomes pale with shock, as he sees his daughter and this man with lipstick smeared around their lips, hair ruffled, the works.
"Go in, honey," the father says. She obeys. Afterward, he closes the door behind her.
Still outside the house, the girl's father leans in close to the man's face. He puts his index finger close to the man's countenance.
"You know what? You're a real good kid."
Kind of shocked, the man asks, "what makes you think that?"
The father leans in closer and says, "most people leave her on the fence. Thanks dude."
And no, I didn't copy/paste that.