Ev, sorry you had to hear from Joel this day or any other....especially brought on by Spats, who should quit blaming his friend for not wanting to go talk to those girls, when HE should have left the friend and gone to talk to them on his own if it was that important to him.
Joel knows fuck all about beauty my friend, he's only ever been concerned that a girl should be young enough to get him thrown in jail, true beauty comes from the soul, and Joels sickness will blind him to that fact until his last day.
Spats, that last sentence can be applied to you as well...with some editing of course, but the sentiment is there...you'll never be happy as long as you keep looking for a partner while wearing those superficial specs.