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Jangles

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  1. I prefer the 'comb over' pic MM posted way back in this thread. Interesting how MM looks so different in each photo and looking good Puffer. Your wife looks really lovely.
  2. Lucky you all took my advice and put a fortune on her, because she won You're welcome ............
  3. Black Caviar is racing today in the Diamond Jubilee Stakes at Ascot (Saturday 23rd) Short priced odd's though, making her pretty much unbackable ..... but watch this beauty go round. http://www.racingadm...6201201r03.html
  4. Nice words Joe. Julia, you're 1 inch (2 1/2 cm) shorter than me and i'm fuller grown. It's not such a bad height and i've never considered myself short, just pretty average actually. The bigger concern is your scoliosis and by the removal of your back brace, I hope that means things have improved for you. Just think, would you rather be facing the consequences of scoliosis, or a tiny bit of shortness. Plus there are some seriously nice heels you can wear
  5. 20 days into winter and it's minus 2C (28F) .......... f********************ccckkkkkkkkkkkk it's cold!!!!!! :freezing: :freezing:
  6. A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and the husband said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out his beer.
  7. MM your daughter is adorable. She looks like a cute little elf with her new short hair. And don't be blaming your wife for all of her demonic behaviour, Daddy also has a bit of demon in him too
  8. A little tip on an Aussie horse who you may or may not have heard of and will be racing in the UK shortly. Black Caviar was officially rated the world’s best racehorse following the first release of the World Thoroughbred Rankings by the International Federation of Horse Authorities. She has a perfect record of 21 starts for 21 wins. She has just got off the plane in the UK and barring misfortune, will be racing at Royal Ascot, in the Diamond Jubilee Stakes on Saturday, 23 June andNewmarket, in the July Cup on Saturday, 14 July. http://www.blackcavi.../upcoming-races
  9. Who you calling a "hoe" ? :lol: Yeah, everything has settled down now, except for being bbrrrrrrr cold
  10. You've lost the use of your thumb and index finger and you don't think thats bad?!! Please, get yourself to that doctor as soon as possible ..... and let us know how you go.
  11. It hit here on the south coast around 2 this morning and we're still getting blasted now. Cyclonic like torrential rain and incredibly strong winds. The noise was deafening, not only from the rain and wind, but the massive waves as well, not to mention what felt like every part of my house being rattled to the core. King tide due up tonight, so that'll cause some low lying flooding too. It's been a rough 19 hours though, bit scarey at times, but it has eased a little. Should pass here by about midday tomorrow they predict. Good luck .... batten down and stay safe.
  12. Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down - Robert Plant & the Band of Joy
  13. Perfectly good link to free PDF of this book (390 KB) http://joga.365.lt/A...-free-PDF-EBook
  14. aaawwww thanks Dave, you're a sweetheart In appreciation of your positive vibes, i'm sending some Krystal thoughts your way and these
  15. oh oh oohhhhhh ..... what about your daughter has a nice little sleepover at Grandma's house for a night or 2. That way, Grandma gets to spoil her grandchild and have her all to herself and woohhooooooooooo Daddy Major has some free time
  16. Lie ........ Tell her you and your daughter are going away for a few days together, somewhere, anywhere. Tell her you want to spend some quality one on one time with your daughter. Tell her you're taking your daughter out for the whole day as a special treat. Toy shopping, lunch, a kids movie, play with a friend and dinner. If you know when your mum is planning on visiting, tell her you're taking your daughter out at that time for any of the above. Tell her you think your daughter has measles and is contagious, not only that, but if your mum visits, she could pick up the virus and be a carrier, thus infecting other people. Failing any of those lies, tell her you're having a foot fetish orgy and she would probably feel out of place if she came over
  17. My mother can be such a hurtful bitch sometimes
  18. hahahahahahaha ...... aawwww poor Strider ....... LMFAO Sorry to interupt boys This Youtube vid of Krystal may make up for my indiscretion
  19. Not a thank you, but a remembrance ANZAC Day - 2012 They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them. Lest we forget
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