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Speed Racer

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  1. That's pretty funny. Careful not to get sand in improper places
  2. Awesome Gibson LP guys. Not sure about the other, appears to be a Fender Strat or Pseudo Strat I may need to rent that Bobcat from you if you can spare it for a bit.
  3. I mean have a look at those abs.
  4. I almost forgot Spider Man. Loved that movie. Love the actress even better. She is one smokin babe. I first saw her in some sort of ad very young. Not the best actress ever, but not bad either.
  5. This joke made me happy today Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
  6. This is really hard to answer to pick just one. So I will choose several faves. Dirty Harry Ten Commandments The Song Remains The Same Rain Man The Matrix
  7. Hey Canada that's really cool. I've always been a Trekkie.
  8. My roomie and I are going to purchase new guns. Yahoooooo Marines never believed in not being armed to the teeth
  9. Thank you dragster. I needed that
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