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Extra ! Extra ! Read all about it....

Wanted, cute girl single and free

Experience in love preferred,

But will accept a young trainee

Oh I'm gonna put it in the want ads,

I need a love that's true

Gonna put it in the want ads, my woman and I are through....

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Like nunchuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills - girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

'If girls don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!'-----Red Green

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Yup...those are the skills I look for---I also dig me a man who wears moon boots! :P

Alright!!!!!!! I wear em in my dreams baby!!!

ill be at the JFK space center on sunday...so ill try to pose with them on just for you bella. ohhh, and i wont forget to wear the leopard thong of mine because i know how much you love luscious, buff legs.

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Extra ! Extra ! Read all about it....

Wanted, cute girl single and free

Experience in love preferred,

But will accept a young trainee

Oh I'm gonna put it in the want ads,

I need a love that's true

Gonna put it in the want ads, my woman and I are through....

Smoke a bong, bang a blonde, get it on!

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Alright!!!!!!! I wear em in my dreams baby!!!

ill be at the JFK space center on sunday...so ill try to pose with them on just for you bella. ohhh, and i wont forget to wear the leopard thong of mine because i know how much you love luscious, buff legs.

Good God!

My friend bought her boyfriend a sparkly thong for Christmas once, and he actually wore it!

Sorry boys, not interested in men in thongs. ;)

But you're not single... :P

(aahh...you're right)

<_<

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Good God!

My friend bought her boyfriend a sparkly thong for Christmas once, and he actually wore it!

Sorry boys, not interested in men in thongs. ;)

LOL. My coworker friend and I were going to go shopping during lunch to buy her boyfriend one as a gag gift. His birthday is coming up soon, and she thought it'd be funny to give him that first, and pretend it was the real gift.

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