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Gee I don`t know about the "critique part" since I am told I have no fromal training in viewing cinema by the high-muck-a-mucks.

All I know is that JW will punch your lights out, especially if you call him "Daddy".

I would like to know if John Wayne died with 40lbs of "crap" in his digestive system or is that an urban myth?

I do know that John Wayne converted 'back' to Catholicism on his deathbed (his grandson told me that). And he also had an affair with Marlena Dietrich... but not on his deathbed.

Cell Block D?

You don`t use powdered soap in the shower, it takes TOO long to pick up.

I'll keep that in mind.

Btw, what happened to "TrailerTrash" ?

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Well what d'ya know, Delbert's back.

And it even looks like we have two Del's.......wonder if the other one is a grouch like you and yell's at kids to get off his lawn?

:chickeddance:

Don't know who the other 'Del' is but I'm sure he has many more personal issues than I have, so I'm sure we will all get along with him just fine. I also noticed that there are two Hermits here. One just "Hermit" and one Hermit- (with a dash at the end).

Btw, I'm long passed yelling at kids to stay off of my lawn... they have all been walking on the other side of the street for about two years now. Now that is what I call respect.

So when does the String and Sam show start tonight?

I've got my popcorn ready B)

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Alas!

I am a reject from the Island of Misfit Toys.

Please give me sanctuary because I'm tired of being whipped by deformed, effete elves who speak with a lisp and dance on little girl feet; laughing in jest of a Great King who has fallen.

I've wandered the Land of the Dead ... but even they will not accept me. Death cannot even endure my presence; for my shame cannot be embraced by even Him.

I have been cursed to live at the foot of a desolate hill on the west end of the Forest for eternity; mumbling rhyme and prophecy to all those who dare to gaze upon my hideous image.

Give me sanctuary.

Give me comfort.

Give me what may never be given lest the Gods themselves destroy the world in indignation of my good fortune.

Bitch.

~666

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Cheers Bilbo.

The comment Wayne made about Eastwood back in the early 70s sums him up. "I don't like Eastwood. He's not a good guy. He's the type to shoot you before the count of 3."

Clint never was the good guy and that's why I like him.

Right on, that's why I like Clint...he's nasty.
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Alas!

I am a reject from the Island of Misfit Toys.

Please give me sanctuary because I'm tired of being whipped by deformed, effete elves who speak with a lisp and dance on little girl feet; laughing in jest of a Great King who has fallen.

I've wandered the Land of the Dead ... but even they will not accept me. Death cannot even endure my presence; for my shame cannot be embraced by even Him.

I have been cursed to live at the foot of a desolate hill on the west end of the Forest for eternity; mumbling rhyme and prophecy to all those who dare to gaze upon my hideous image.

Give me sanctuary.

Give me comfort.

Give me what may never be given lest the Gods themselves destroy the world in indignation of my good fortune.

Bitch.

~666

I think I saw you out there in the land of the dead. Weren't you the guy wearing the Richard Nixon mask who kept asking me to dance?

... or was that the real Richard Nixon?

glad you checked in you Old misfit.

hail, hail the gangs all here!

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I would like to know if John Wayne died with 40lbs of "crap" in his digestive system or is that an urban myth?

Narcotics have been known to clog up your system. I didn't crap for days after a "tincture of opium" overdose....

That's what doctors used to prescribe for Montezuma's Revenge, but I had a hard time telling 1 from 10, so I took 5! Ended up being 1 that I should've taken. YIKES !

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Considering Wayne smoked 3 packs of cigs a day for most of his life, I doubt he was able to keep 40lbs of shit in his body. Once you have that first smoke 20min after waking up, you're squattin.

I doubt he was able to smoke that many on his deathbed from lung cancer. Highly narcotic-ked YES, nicotined ? Less likely.

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At the risk of a raid from the potty humor police.

Next time remember.....

Imodium-Gets you off the commode-ium.

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And leave the opiate consumption to others, with a legal prescription of course. :whistling:

Doxidan in the PM for a BM in the AM

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Toilet humor is also good for the misfits. :D

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