Reggie29 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I posted this elsewhere and thought it deserved a thread of it's own. Do you have any to add? The English Football League held a fan day and invited supporters of all clubs to attend and meet the players and partake in a pig on the spit. The lunch bell rang and everyone lined up to get served. The chef asked the first in line, " who do you follow?". "West Ham", he said. "Fine" the chef replied, "I'll give you a nice piece of the right leg!". The next person steps up and the chef asks him the same question, "who do you follow?". To which he replied, "Arsenal, but I'm not hungry!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimmie ray Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Piglet fact: Did you know that Winnie the Pooh remains to be something of a taboo in some countries? Pigs are considered unclean by the Islamic faith and Muslims are prohibited from consuming Pork. As a result, Piglet and the Winnie the Pooh stories are considered offensive to some members of the Islamic community. Some quotes of Piglet: Oh d-d-dear-dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Pride Integrity Guts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Urrf. This is a tough thread. When pigs fly we better get nicer hats/ With that, this pigs on a wing. Good day until later Knebs, guys>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah, it must really suck for those who think that would be offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I posted this elsewhere and thought it deserved a thread of it's own. Do you have any to add? The English Football League held a fan day and invited supporters of all clubs to attend and meet the players and partake in a pig on the spit. The lunch bell rang and everyone lined up to get served. The chef asked the first in line, " who do you follow?". "West Ham", he said. "Fine" the chef replied, "I'll give you a nice piece of the right leg!". The next person steps up and the chef asks him the same question, "who do you follow?". To which he replied, "Arsenal, but I'm not hungry!". Hi 'Reggie29' Love it mate. A man goes to the doctors and says. Man. Doctor, i think i've got Swine Flu. Doctor. And why do come to that conclusion? Man. Because every time i get sunburn i can smell Bacon. Regards, Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_leah_h Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I think ive got swine flu....... ive come out in rashes i rang the hosptital but i got a bad line, it was just crackling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie29 Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Hi 'Reggie29' Love it mate. A man goes to the doctors and says. Man. Doctor, i think i've got Swine Flu. Doctor. And why do come to that conclution? Man. Because every time i get sunburn i can smell Bacon. Regards, Danny Onya mate! What's cannibalism? Cops eating pork! Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly! The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDAN Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Onya mate! What's cannibalism? Cops eating pork! Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly! The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment! Your Good Cobber. Q. What's a pig's favorite ballet? A. Swine Lake. Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home? A. They thought their father was an awful boar. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" What did the exasperated Jewish pig say? "Oink Vey" Enough for now, Regards, danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah, it must really suck for those who think that would be offensive. I couldn't imagine. Actually found that "fun fact" on a Disney related website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Little pig Little pig Let me in Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirchzep27 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 -home depot was so crowded a few days ago, that i thought i was gonna get pig flu. ok, not so funny, but you had to be there, it was really crowded/warm day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 When pigs aren't funny: When that mountain man told Ned Beatty to squeal like one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L 7 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 When pigs aren't funny: When that mountain man told Ned Beatty to squeal like one. Ned does have a real "prudie mouth". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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