Jahfin Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 What Would Jesus Do With Cheeto? Woman who sees Christ in snack may put it on eBay Staff Photo: Christina Barany Preston Hollow resident Sara Bell says this Cheeto purchased in Jersey Village, Texas, looks like Jesus holding his hands in prayer. Preston Hollow resident Sara Bell recently stopped by this newspaper’s office with a unique discovery: a Cheeto that she thinks looks like Jesus. By Dan Koller Managing Editor Bell came across the strange snack a few weeks ago while she and her husband, Dan, were driving home from Houston. He bought her a bag of Cheetos in Jersey Village, she said, and everything was normal until she was about a third of the way through it. “Then Jesus appeared,” Bell said with a laugh. Until she decides what to do with the Cheeto, Bell is keeping it safe, wrapped in tissue inside a box that once held a wristwatch. “What I’ve been worried about is if I have it around my house, it’ll get eaten,” the retired teacher said. “If not by a person, then by an ant.” Bell said she hadn’t shown the Cheeto to any ministers at her church (Highland Park United Methodist), but several friends have seen it, including Carolyn Matthews. “I can’t imagine that anyone looks at their Cheeto closely enough to see that,” Matthews said. “I eat mine way too fast.” Apparently, Bell isn’t the only person to eat Cheetos slowly enough for a divine experience. In the past 15 months, there have been media reports about similar finds by a Missouri woman and a Houston man. “God is probably wherever you want to find God,” said the Rev. Diana Holbert, pastor of Grace United Methodist Church in Old East Dallas. “It seems like a little bit of a waste of time, but who am I to judge?” Some friends have told Bell to put her Cheeto on eBay. Others told her to try to get it on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. But Matthews offered no such advice. “I just told her I’m glad she’s found Jesus,” she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PennyLane Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Looks like a character carrying a basket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninelives Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie29 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Cheeses Kraft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Obscure Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jesus loves Cheetos... that's good to know. Will the Church have to change their ritual and replace Communion Bread by cheetos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marolyn Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 he did say he would come again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Cool, Cheesus Christ Supercrispy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Funny stuff. I have a freckle on me butt that looks like Eyore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanella Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Is that information relevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Is that information relevant? Depends on how you look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Is that information relevant? Very relevant, the universe depends on information like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Both are observations of things which resemble other things. In my opine they are both observations. Personally I don't look at cheetos long enough to ponder who or what they look like either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bong-Man Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 This story reminds me of a camping trip in the U.P. when a yooper shared with me his personal thoughts around a campfire about how he knew Jesus existed.....Because "they" had pictures. To this day I wonder if he meant polaroids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanie_72 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I am too busy eating my Cheetos to pay attention to what it is shaped like. Next time, I will do a closer observation, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karuna Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I think Jesus would rather appear as a Barbra's Cheese Puff which are made with real cheese and don't turn your fingers radioactive orange. That must be his evil twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanella Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 You are too busy looking at other things arent you? for the dim witted, that comment is so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Hartman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 for the dimm witted, that comment is so true. Expert opinion obviously. Dim is spelled wrong for the first thing.In any case your email to me that you did not belong to any forums whatsoever held a lot of water too. But. Anyways I have other things to do. Have a nice day and kiss Ray for me. The olive branch as it were/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanella Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Expert opinion obviously. Dim is spelled wrong for the first thing.In any case your email to me that you did not belong to any forums whatsoever held a lot of water too. But. Anyways I have other things to do. Have a nice day and kiss Ray for me. The olive branch as it were/ here we go again, argue argue, you know I am so tired of you, but as one song in Led Zeppelin goes, your time is gonna come. as for *RAY* i do not live with my ex husband not that it is any of your dam business, the only reason i stayed in my home before was to get away from a kidnapper, YOU, after all you took everything else from me, I had no where to run to. Now I have my new home and job, and have no fears whatsoever of you ever coming back to the UK, as you were DEPORTED. FROM NOW ON, HERE YOU CAN SAY WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT, I AM NOT GOING TO ANSWER YOU BECAUSE ALL WHAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS LIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 Anyone remember the episode of The Tonight Show when the lady was on with the potato chip that looked like Elvis? Myrtle Young on The Tonight Show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Back in highschool I came across a peanut cluster that resembled Neil Young, I ate it, I was stoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoLikeDrumer Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 It looks like Frankenstein in a hooded robe to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PennyLane Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Anyone remember the episode of The Tonight Show when the lady was on with the potato chip that looked like Elvis? Myrtle Young on The Tonight Show Looked like chips to me - where's the dip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted May 20, 2009 Author Share Posted May 20, 2009 I believe it's the Nuge turning his amp up to 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reswati Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Back in highschool I came across a peanut cluster that resembled Neil Young, I ate it, I was stoned. Damn, you should have sent me a bit of it to smoke in a bong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoLikeDrumer Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Jahfin wrote I believe it's the Nuge turning his amp up to 11. Maybe that's how he killed all those cow's in Texas back in the day! reswati Damn, you should have sent me a bit of it to smoke in a bong. Oh don't do it man!! It will leave an orange film on your lung's and you'll get the dreaded Cheeto cancer!!! What about the woman that soled the piece of toast on ebay? Or was it a Cheese sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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