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Here is your story thus far....

"One time in San Francisco there lived an only child who had a special gift For singing Led Zeppelin Song's his favourite was a classic sung all over the world He could also fart tones. So he could fart "Kashmir". but only in his sleep He also had a sister She had a crush on Frodo Baggins the Hobbit She loved his curley hair and that is the end one of the greatest loves rises again like the phoenix I miss my lost love Frodo Baggins the hobbit So she married the butcher and together they had many very stinky smelly farts So, the baker who lived In a little hobbit hole had a quarrel with Bilbo playing checkers with chess moves employed the guardian gambit wisely and then moved to Tokio. And started a bussiness in custom built plastic fake noses The business made him very Rich but then he started to read black magickal books and Satan possessed his farts He decided to get help. The doctors told him to live on cheese and onions He got so sick that his hair all turned blue He shall be a vampire with some really odd features He had multi-coloured fangs and shiny red shoes too That had a cherry scent Soon the media noticed him He was a world-wide star and became very rich in a far away country called Lilliput, land of the small-minded..."

Yes, it shall be published...

:D

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