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The Limerick Thread?

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This may be on weak legs..we'll see soon.

Five line rhyme.Usually a bit rude.

Add one line to previous line,and hit "reply," so we can read the finished poem.

At the completion of a limerick,someone offers up a new line to start the cycle over.

Here goes:

In Texas, a lovely young lass

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This may be on weak legs..we'll see soon.

Five line rhyme.Usually a bit rude.

Add one line to previous line,and hit "reply," so we can read the finished poem.

At the completion of a limerick,someone offers up a new line to start the cycle over.

Here goes:

In Texas, a lovely young lass

Giggled 'cause she just passed some gas

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Giggled 'cause she just passed some gas

Then blamed it on the farmer's ass

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Because the fumes didn't pass!

Guilty, she repented her untruth at Sunday mass

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Guilty, she repented her untruth at Sunday mass

The confessor blurted, "I pass."

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TimeOut! The spirit is here!

Remember, 5 line poem.

Lines1,2 and 5 rhyme.

Lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

So... sorta like this...

InTexas,a lovely young lass

Giggled cause she just passed some gas.

A man smelled her fumes

And whistled some tunes

Because the fumes didn't pass.

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Poked his ass with a fork!

and twisted a fine doobie of grass.

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Yes but now how about a sonnet.

14 lines.

Iambic pentameter

How's it going "L 7?" As John Travolta said many times on the 1970's TV series WELCOME BACK KOTTER: I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!! Ha Ha! ROCK ON!

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Poked his ass with a fork!

And sounded a mighty blast!

Oo sorry, didn't see you...guess I was a little late. ;)

Edited by Fan_S.

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TimeOut! The spirit is here!

Remember, 5 line poem.

Lines1,2 and 5 rhyme.

Lines 3 and 4 rhyme.

So... sorta like this...

InTexas,a lovely young lass

Giggled cause she just passed some gas.

A man smelled her fumes

And whistled some tunes

Because the fumes didn't pass.

Haha! You Timed us out right before line 5! :lol:

There once was a man from Madras

Who was always letting out gas

He popped in a cork

Poked his ass with a fork

And twisted a doobie of grass

See, we had it right! :D

The original goes like this:

There once was man from Madras

Whose balls were made out of brass

He'd clang them together

And sing Stormy Weather

And lightning shot out of his ass

:beer:

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I put mine in the Poetry thread,page six post 112.I'll repost it here if I have too!

One of my faves:

There once was a man from Cass

Who had balls that were made of brass

When they clanged together

They played Stormy Weather

Then lightning shot out of his ass!

Edited to say:I didn't read your whole post Ev.Sorry Bro! :D

Edited by Rorer714

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Well put, Evster. You, or any others out there, give US an original one liner we can build upon. Hey, the unofficial,unofficial book of limericks composed by Led Zeppelin fans.

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I'm going to start one:... Get it right now!

There once was a Jimmy named Page...

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There once was a Jimmy named Page...

Whose playing became all the rage

Edited by Evster2012

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Whose playing became all the rage

He fussed with his curls

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And kissed all the girls

As they pranced and danced in a cage.

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There once was a Robert named Plant...

Edited by Fan_S.

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