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14 Points to retain a healthy level of insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair

Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with

that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over

Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party

Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13 . Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To

Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK

WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

My best friend and I went to a K-Mart in California with our girlfriends. My friend and I walked into the entrance, looked at each other, locked our arms together, and skipped through the store singing "We're off to see the wizard". Needless to say, we got some really strange looks from the employees, and our girlfriends were pissed. :lol:

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3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with

that.

These are all funny :lol: I have to try the "Diet Water" one.

But the fries one I already do :P And I do get alot of "you strange strange girl!" after a puzzled look. :lol:

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK

WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

My friend did this about a year ago. Oh dear god.

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My best friend and I went to a K-Mart in California with our girlfriends. My friend and I walked into the entrance, looked at each other, locked our arms together, and skipped through the store singing "We're off to see the wizard". Needless to say, we got some really strange looks from the employees, and our girlfriends were pissed. :lol:

:lol: Oh..good times..Me & my friends do this all the time...once we had like 7 people linked together...

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity :

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

I have done that before :bagoverhead:

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I was considering #12 you'd have to have a look of terror to pull it off maybe wear and old hat you don't want so when you're running to your car you let it fly off and don't look back maybe even lose a shoe :lol:

Nah! too many cameras around, you'd probabaly end up in jail for inciting a riot. :o

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Here's a couple of points worth taking a look at :D

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