Evster2012 Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 So my boss, right? My boss he says, Hey, take a ride with me. So we leave the office mid-afternoon and end up at this swanky jewlery store in Newport Beach. He's debating selling his Tag Heuser wristwatch for a Rolex. He's jangling this fucking Rolex on his wrist asking me what I think. Do I think he's a Mariner kind of guy? Do I like the blue? I'm thinking here's a guy with a ten thousand dollar wristwatch who if you came up to on the street and said "Hey buddy, you got the time?" he'd pull out his cellphone. 2:30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 So my boss, right? My boss he says, Hey, take a ride with me. So we leave the office mid-afternoon and end up at this swanky jewlery store in Newport Beach. He's debating selling his Tag Heuser wristwatch for a Rolex. He's jangling this fucking Rolex on his wrist asking me what I think. Do I think he's a Mariner kind of guy? Do I like the blue? I'm thinking here's a guy with a ten thousand dollar wristwatch who if you came up to on the street and said "Hey buddy, you got the time?" he'd pull out his cellphone. 2:30. Hi Evster! Sounds like a "Let them eat cake." situation. Sad, tho'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 Hi Evster! Sounds like a "Let them eat cake." situation. Sad, tho'. Yeah, he just doesn't see himself how he appears to others. Wears $120 Tommy Bahama shirts and returns them to Nordstrom after 6 months. It's like DUDE! I wear $18 dollar shirts and I keep the fucking things! Guy bought me a gallon of Jack Daniels for my going away party. Came crashing in like the clown car saying Were's Jimmy Page? Shoves this ridiculous giant bottle of Jack into my hands. 5 fucking years I work with the guy every single day and never once did I order whiskey. Gee um, thanks? He means well, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan_S. Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Yeah, he just doesn't see himself how he appears to others. Wears $120 Tommy Bahama shirts and returns them to Nordstrom after 6 months. It's like DUDE! I wear $18 dollar shirts and I keep the fucking things! Guy bought me a gallon of Jack Daniels for my going away party. Came crashing in like the clown car saying Were's Jimmy Page? Shoves this ridiculous giant bottle of Jack into my hands. 5 fucking years I work with the guy every single day and never once did I order whiskey. Gee um, thanks? He means well, but... Haha. So? save it and re-gift it like the "Tommy Bahama" guy. When in Rome...( ) PS: Just don't present it to the original donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedrichard Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Guy bought me a gallon of Jack Daniels for my going away party. Came crashing in like the clown car saying Were's Jimmy Page? Shoves this ridiculous giant bottle of Jack into my hands. 5 fucking years I work with the guy every single day and never once did I order whiskey. Gee um, thanks? He means well, but... Hey Ev, here's a thought...mail me that gallon bottle of Jack and you will forever stay off of my douchebag list!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Living in Vancouver, I've met my share of them. I usually find a cold hard stare with a somewhat arrogant smirk works well at getting the message across to most douchebags. The occational "is that your mommy's car" work's pretty good too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloppy Joe Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 My boss`s step-son. Last Friday the secretary made some of her wonderful shirmp salad and the little douche bag hid it in the small refrigerator and ate it all. I sure embarrassed him good in front of the secretary when I told her "I`m sorry I missed your shrimp salad". Too bad the boss is married to this major douche bag`s mamma. He thinks he is royalty, I call him the Crown Prince of Asscrackistan. Blood is thicker than shrimp salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 He's jangling this fucking Rolex on his wrist asking me what I think. Sorry man, I'm not into time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theycallmethehunter Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 The other day...i found out what a douchebag really was...im going to be traumatized everytime i hear that word. And remember douching is dangerous..ew. I couldve gone my whole life without knowing what it was..but no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 The other day...i found out what a douchebag really was...im going to be traumatized everytime i hear that word. And remember douching is dangerous..ew. I couldve gone my whole life without knowing what it was..but no Well I could refer to him as an enema tip. I heard a routine high colonic was beneficial... Not any better is it? My sincere apologies for the graphic desription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theycallmethehunter Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Well I could refer to him as an enema tip. I heard a routine high colonic was beneficial... Not any better is it? My sincere apologies for the graphic desription. I think i like enema tip better. Its fine, no just keep using douchebag..haha it sounds better.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 I think i like enema tip better. Its fine, no just keep using douchebag..haha it sounds better.. Now hang on..."enema tip". Yeah that works just the same. Enema tip it is! A little more to the point in fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theycallmethehunter Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Now hang on..."enema tip". Yeah that works just the same. Enema tip it is! A little more to the point in fact! You're such an enema tip!!.. Yea i dont think it sounds as good haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evster2012 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Share Posted July 16, 2009 You're such an enema tip!!.. Yea i dont think it sounds as good haha There's no pleasing some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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