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Your Epitaph.


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Here lies Electrophile.

Buried face down so the rest of you can kiss her ass.

:hysterical: :hysterical: I love it!!!

Here's one I liked from Boothill Graveyard near Tombstone, AZ

HERE LIES

LESTER MOORE

FOUR SLUGS

FROM A 44

NO LES

NO MORE

I don't know what I'd want...I'll just leave it up to my family, I guess. Although I think I would prefer something irreverent, though, like, "Haha, beat you there!" or something. I'm all for a Viking funeral though, hehe.

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Some oldies, but goodies:

I Told You I Was Sick

Here lies an Aetheist; All dressed up and no place to go

A husband buys his wife a headstone: "Cold As Usual"

She in return buys one for him: "Stiff At Last"

See You Soon!!

But seriously, I always thought the Irish poet W.B. Yeats had a cool headstone:

Cast a cold eye

On life, on death.

Horseman, pass by!

For mine, it will probably be more generic.

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Do you know that in a small romanian village (Sapanta, in Maramures county) there is a "happy cemetery", with the crosses painted with scenes form the life of the one burried there, and also little poems (funny poems) written below, about how his life was?. Creepy

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  • 1 month later...

Hey Mate! Where have you been lately? We all miss you! As for my Epitaph, I would like it to read this way as follows:

He was a Loving and Devoted Father

A Loving and Unfaithful Husband

And had many Mistresses that Loved him

And he Loved them all too

Ha Ha! I was just kidding!

ROCK ON FOREVER fellow ZEPPELIN fanatics!

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